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Is Tampon Laxative doing this specifically because she was resoundingly mocked for tucking a gun directly into the crotch of her yoga pants and posting that shit on instagram? I will laugh my ass off the day she shoots herself, a la Plaxico Buress.

To quote Mother Theresa, “And when you’re a living saint, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ‘em by the pussy. You can do anything.” 

That trickle you feel... isn’t money.

“Encyclopedic knowledge of Greek philosophy. Tits not great.”

A sawbuck says that very same guy would have a conniption fit if his taxes were raised by $1,000 to pay for such things as infrastructure or education or housing assistance because “none of that benefits me!”

“Tax cuts 2.0! It'll stimulate the economy the way Ivanka stimulates her father!"

How in the fuck do you get fired from an investment bank for some yay. Next you're gonna tell me some cop got fired for killing a guy.

Translation: Ok, tax cut 1.0 was for our rich friends and donors, which won’t hold off the next recession, but trust us, during the campaign we’re going to promise the biggest tax cut in history for all the rest of you which will stimulate the heck out of the economy, which isn’t in the least bit of trouble. Then

Maybe we aren’t sending our best to the top schools but those of privilege and fortunate circumstance.

But he could care less.

He is insane

He called himself the chosen one and nobody really seems to care, I DON’T UNDERSTAND.

It’s distressing that we’re finding out firsthand how it can happen, and it feels like there’s so little we can do about it.

Yeah, but if your entire economic orthodoxy rests on the notion that all economies are supply-driven, then acknowledging that recessions are demand-driven looks downright insane.

I don’t think that I could blame anyone who heard the 2nd Amendment calling them to defend the defenseless.

you can’t buy people anymore.

“Don’t use this chokehold on suspects, because it could kill the suspect.”

Bernie: *Writes a book that nets him millions of dollars*