When I visited Alaska a few years back, there were a lot of Russians there. Apparently, many were on work exchange programs. I didn’t ask them for their papers, so were they illegal? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Where’s the outrage? Oh yeah, no one goes to Alaska (except on some sort of tour with government minders...I mean cruise…

Hey Donald, know why Dubya didn’t call out Obama as racist? Because he wasn’t fucking racist.

I’m surprised he’s not complaining about Obama’s numbers being higher than his. He’s always been jealous of Obama’s having a larger anything. 

They are also counting people that are filing for unemployment benefits, which are deliberatly obscured and hard to qualify for. People that don’t bother to file for unemployment because they’ve already been fucked out of it in the past? Yeah, those people don’t show up in the GOP’s numbers.

Perhaps a third last-minute change is the charm?

I’m sure the idiot in chief totally saw that coming, as he has already predicted China’s next 15 moves in his 4D chess game.

There’s always, always, always a tweet.

Good. I hope the next recession hits the rust belt and the midwest Trump voters with such a force that even going to church to pray for better times will seem like a waste of money on gas.

And you just know that Republicans will get the vapors over the fact that he said ‘fuck’rather than respond to the actual substance of the answer. 

The. whole. family. are. sociopaths. tRUMP. is. appealing. EXCLUSIVELY. to. SOCIOPATHS. THEY. DON’T. CARE. ABOUT. ANYTHING.

“Good heavens. Why does Beto have to use such potty mouth language to talk about how Trump is openly encouraging people to commit murder? Can’t he be more civil about this?”

She did an interview years and years ago - maybe early 2000's, I think even on E!, when she was a young partier/sociliate and only in the “news” for that reason. She said something about how no one (who interviewed her) really knew who she was, and that she made a point to give very bland, banal answers that weren’t…

Beto, for the rest of your likely-failed campaign for President, just be the guy who says what we’re all thinking because that will win a lot of people over. Then drop and run for Senate again. Please. I beg you as a fellow Texan.

Beto, after the September debate, gracefully bow out of the race and declare that you are going to devote all of your efforts to unseating John Cornyn. Yeah, it’s a long shot, but it’s not as long a shot as you winning presidential primary, and you have a voice and clarity about defending the people of Texas that is…

He might as well have said, “in the last 24 hours, we also sold 1.2 million containers of play dough, washed over 32 million loads of laundry, and ate approximately 75 billion onions.”

Well, it seems like what actually happened was that as her marriage broke up and she found her son receding further and further away from his humanity, she was desperate to find a hobby or something that they could do together. He wanted to learn to shoot and go to a gun range, etc., so she took him. She felt at…

“Ah, shit, I just bought thousands of rounds of ammunition and several assault weapons over the internet, but now I have to pay $5 for insurance?! Damn, my mass murder is off now!”

“As our nation mourns the senseless loss of life in El Paso, Texas and Dayton, Ohio and prays for the victims and their loved ones, we must also raise our voices in rejection of these heinous and cowardly acts of hate, terror and violence.”

Note the sanitized language used here also!