Who will be Puerto Rico’s new governor? It could really be anyone at this point.

I am so fucking tired.

Trump says the house was robbed, Cummings says they were scared away almost immediately. Many people are saying Trump has inside information about this intrusion and that he personally hired the person. I’m not saying that I’m just saying what many, many people are saying.

I hate my absurdly misnamed “Cadillac plan”. I fear the capriciousness of my employer that could fire me or just declare bankruptcy tomorrow and leave me without coverage.

Before you congratulate these people for growing a spine...

It bodes well for the future of the nation and the world that a recharged and unified Democratic Party is ready to hit the ground running in these districts and in the Senate.

Maybe they put words phonetically on the teleprompter

Hey, remember when we all said the same thing about Velveeta Hitler?

I’m going to assume his house was broken into by white nationalist until proven otherwise. Timing is too fucking convenient.

He puts the “dur” in Adderall.

Russia sorely needs our raking technology which California refuses to implement or even acknowledge. Also, California and PR didn’t vote for him, whereas Russia did.

Hopefully it’s the beginning of his new campaign.

It’s a calculated effort to disassociate the Democratic Party from the democratic process, by people who want to put both in the dustbin of history.

We gotta call ourselves Russia.’

I had to look up the number but the Soviet Union split up into 15 different countries. He doesn’t know that, does he? He doesn’t understand they are independent nations, he thinks the Soviet Union just changed its name to Russia. He was alive during the late 80s early 90s, how did he miss this? He’s dumber than his…

Donald Trump’s campaign rally in Cincinnati had everything: racism, anti-Hillary Clinton chants, pro-immigrant protesters, and the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics

It’s like if you’ve ever known someone who insists on mispronouncing or misremembering your name. It’s one of the pettiest and lamest attempts at asserting dominance.

A science fiction fan once gave me a long lecture about how saying sci-fi is ok, but saying SF is horribly insulting. Or if it was the other was around. This feels like the same thing

It’s supposed to be an insult, but I can’t say I understand how. It’s just one of those dumb things they do to try and piss people off. 

Sure, intentionally mispronounce the name of the country’s oldest political party as a childish taunt, Republicans. That really makes you look smart