Children don't usually hail their own taxis, at least?

Let's be honest: In the long line of people who would/should be first when the revolution comes, Pippa's an inoffensive small fry. Even that South Korean nuts exec is more offensive when it comes to 1st-world privilege and entitlement.

Why are the commenters on this site perpetually attacking people in articles about their weight? This man allegedly performed heinous acts of abuse on a child. That in itself is reason enough for your scorn. There's no need for his weight or appearance to ever be made an issue. But, hey, it's an easy punch, right? See…

"Don't rape children," isn't one of the Ten Commandments.

This made me snort so hard the cat jumped. :))))

Winning the lottery + being in florida means this will almost certainly end badly. I vote for "slamming jet ski into motorhome" as the most probable future cause of death.

WHY CAN NOBODY ON CRAIGSLIST SPELL "COCOA" RIGHT?

http://jezebel.com/texas-man-sear…

why cant anyone spell cocoa

I'd be careful. Based on the way this dude spells "coco" he might be another sock puppet for the guy(s) posting for homeless sex slaves from earlier today.

NIGHTMARES FOREVER

FUCK ME KILL IT WITH FIRE

In Soviet Russia, pussy licks you!

post grad there's probably plenty of them reading this here website

"Falcon Nest this is Deep Diver 1, requesting permission to execute Operation Freedom Hole."

This reminds me of a recent article on Cracked written by a former sex slave and she "escaped" by doing this.

average body size

His place is so clean and generically decorated! Do you think he used the photos from the ads before he moved in, and photoshopped the Lays in to add some personality, or do you think he cleaned up real nice before taking pictures so he could prey on the homeless girl of his dreams?

WTF! Average body size?

Dude is kidding himself if he thinks 5'10" and 260 is normal body size. But no fatties, amiright? Just a hot, food deprived homeless girl to be his live in sex toy.

Is it weird that I'm more disturbed by vomit?