Not sure, but I bet it happens in Glasgow more than anywhere else.

Depends on what sort of relationship you have with the local squirrels.

That's also a good option. This year I bought myself a PS4 and a new bag RIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS so the only thing left on my list is a kitten. I mean, at this point it has to happen, right? RIGHT?

I wish we were... I have so many friends ask me why I haven't read it and this is my reaction...

Then going back to my wife and newborn baby afterwards... I had a long shower before touching either of them."

I feel like anyone with kinky desires should boycott this film."

Christian's also not into "BDSM." He's into physical, emotional, and sexual abuse.

Dornan's just reflecting the attitude of the books, though. Christian's only into BDSM because of childhood trauma related to his "crack whore" mother, and then Anastasia fixes him with her love and inability to refer to her genitals as anything but "down there," and then they have the kind of sex that loving people…

'Come on guys I know I'm not paying for this but I am expecting a show.'

I can still sit the way that little girl sits. I try not to do it in company because it's not exactly the most flattering way for a grown woman to sit. Sure is comfy though!

Holy shit who is that rescue guy???

Me as well. I had a similar experience as a kid that is just so close to the front of my mind watching this - My family walked into a pet store, and my mom's boyfriend told me very sternly on the way in not to fall in love with any of the dogs. Which was weird, since we went to pet stores fairly often (this was before…

Would.

It's more of one of those cheap water cooler funnels.

No I think the Today Show is an actual cup of coffee.

The Today Show is a news organization? I thought it was tv drivel over a cup of coffee.

It seems to me that any body art activity that requires a "relaxed" anus should also require the customer to agree to an enema or a 24 hour fast (or both) in advance. Best practices, people—use them!

I'm sorry, if you're a piercer, and you think a clit(oral hood) piercing is weird, you are in the wrong line of work.

What about when you come over to your mom's house for Chanukkah and she tells you she wrote a rap song, even though she doesn't listen to rap or any other music made after 1970, and her rap song is all about aging gracefully and looking beautiful and includes the term "bling"? I handled it by eating a bunch of olives…

I'm almost wondering how he even ever had time to work. Was he just hanging out in his goddamn patchwork robe, raping people like constantly?