Let me spell it out real slow for you: Proving that two people were in the same place on the same night proves absolutely zero about whether or not one person raped the other. The only thing it COULD prove is that if Cosby wasn't there, he couldn't have raped her. That's it.

I was once out drinking with friends and saw a guy dressed as Santa, smoking. I proceeded to sit on his knee, bite my lip, and tell him I'd been a very, very bad girl but I really wanted a cigarette.

I am a smoker (gross I know). As cigs are so ridiculously expensive in this fair metropolis of ours, I always really appreciate when someone offers to buy one off of me. I never actually take money of course but letting a fellow smoker know that you are aware of how damn expensive they are is a great way to get a cig…

There's a big difference between smoking a pack of day and having a couple every once in a while. I'm the former and will probably never be able to be the latter—all or nothing for me—but some people can do it.

I know that I'm in the minority saying this, but when I was smoking, I honestly didn't care that people bummed my cigarettes. I mean, if I'm down to two, I'm obviously going to lie and say I don't have any. But if I had just gotten a shiny new pack? Yes. Please smoke these. There's nothing worse than a cigarette…

Ok, let me be more direct: Go fuck yourself. It's a better use of your time then pretending I'm apologizing for rape. You fucking moronic dumbass.

The LAPD told reporters last week they were ready to investigate any claims against Cosby despite statute of limitation issues.

My impression is that he's a relatively decent guy if you can get around his role in selling an unrealistic beauty standard to men and women everywhere. (Which is of course a major "if.") But he seems to treat the women in his life well, and the fact he handed the company's operations over to his daughter when he…

What "documents" do you expect him to have when it sounds like none of the women reported the rape?

Selling porn years before it was socially acceptable seems fairly progressive to me.

Whoa. Ben Veeren NO. Such Disappoint. Zoobilee Zoo is now forever unclean.

I liked the porn version better.

I WILL NOT KEEP CALM SO EXCITED KATE MIDDLETON IS ON MY CONTINENT WE'RE THISCLOSE TO BECOMING BEST FRIENDS!!!

I like to think of myself as a jaded New Yorker who does not care about celebrities, BUT KATE AND WILLIAM ARE GOING TO BE LIKE SIX BLOCKS FROM MY APARTMENT TOMORROW NIGHT AND IT'S KIND OF A BIG FUCKING DEAL FOR ME OKAY.

I can't stand Drake but I don't wish Chris Brown on him.

No, I like Drake too much for that. Chris Brown should just stop dating people maybe.

When you have a history of being physically abusive, the "I've caused scars" metaphor sounds especially sinister.

Chris Brown and Drake should date