Yikes.

I made dis! :) Everything went perfectly. She is 7 pounds and 10 ounces of screaming, shitting, snotting awesomeness! Also, I love Percocet.

Murder is used for humans because it separates taking the life of an unwilling victim from the act of violence that it is. We use language like that all the time. Like using the word meat, instead of dead animal. Just because we have created language that allows us to divorce ourselves from actions, doesn't mean…

how about a field trip to Bovine University instead?

My pet rabbit Lily says no.

Help! A vendor at the farmer's market sells peanut products

Not updating your Facebook relationship status is a bit shady if you're supposed to be exclusive. Although between "upwards of 3" and "unladylike" and 7 weeks I'm thinking he might have been the only one who thought they were in a relationship.

"Help! My Autistic Rescue Labradoodle is Slut-Shaming My Leg".

so no people of color have these kinds of problems?

Me either. I'm actually confused. Maybe "first-world" is what the author was going for. This is really stupid.

I like this lady.

Oh, fuck off.

Aw. I want a job towel-drying baby otters. How is the otter sector of the economy doing? Is anyone hiring?

Well, as I'm sure you know, it was a recreation of the famous image by Jean Paul Goude. It looks like after they took the shot she simply slipped out of her sequined gown, or that was the premise. There is some spilled champagne on the floor, as evidenced by the overturned glass, and she is standing on a simple…

You can see her actual (or more realistic) waistline here and she looks f-ing bomb. Body goals. Bless the big-hipped girls and thank you KK for making it hot!

This explains a lot about her wardrobe issues. Clearly, she was not made for clothes. Look at her ! Wowie Zowie! For reals!

I'm digging her playful expressions. Fully nude with sheer joy across her face, instead of her typical fuck-me-face she makes in photos (or she is told to make - I don't know who is in charge).

I mean just a couple points:

Who cares what a bunch of bishops have to say about vaccinations? They aren't doctors.

Who is more likely to attempt to control the reproductive choices of women - the World Health Organization, or the Catholic fucking church? This is the same Catholic church that has been preaching to…

Chelsea Handler is straight-up desperate for press. Why are we paying attention?