SHUT UP YOU'RE RUINING THE KITTEN BOX WITH YOUR TRUTH AND YOUR READING COMPREHENSION

It looks exactly like the horrible heart tattoo this girl I was sort of friends with in high school got when she turned 18. We were all convinced she drew it on every day with a sharpie and didn't actually have a tattoo. Eight years later, she still has it. I don't how people look at the drawing the tattoo artist…

I feel like Azealia Banks and Iggy Azalea are the lady version of Dylan McDermott Mulrooney or however that conglomerate of meh actors goes.

My second favorite version, and yes, I know he wrote it. But man, Rufus Wainwright...awesome version.

Really really really sick of the "she's not plus sized in real life but is plus sized for fashion" argument. Get over it.

It never fails to amaze me how often Jezebel will bend over backwards to minimize the damage being done by the fashion industry's ridiculous standards.

She's probably around 6 feet tall.

I'm more than a little incredulous that a blogger at Jezebel, a place that has a penchant for snarking on people who have committed far lesser body-image related offences, fails to see the problem with this.

It's not exactly a fair comparison when the "after" picture features professional lighting and makeup. Hell, a decent makeup artist and photographer could easily create the illusion of a nose or jawline being smaller or larger cheek bones and eyes.

Nobody on OKC has written me a long-ass creepy message, but a guy whose username is OsamaBinLaden911 asked me if I would be his friend earlier this week. And another guy asked "if my father was a thief, because he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes." Yeah....

I kinda have one too and I'm not ashamed, but I don't want anyone talking about what they want to do with it! *shudder*

Ick. Along with everything else, this guy broke the cardinal rule of not mentioning anyone's "natural smells" on the first message. Let's forget about our various odors while we're still at the text only stage shall we?

Dammmmn, girl, you better call a doctor to check your thyroid, Mr. Thesaurus there says your eyes are voluptuous.

I hope The Librarians Everywhere revolt at the insinuations made here.

My Samantha must be really old, because a bicycling outfit was not an option for her. She had a kickass party dress for her birthday and a cloak for winter with spats and a fur muff, though. I still love spats.

My sister and I both still have original Pleasant Co., not Mattel, Samantha dolls with the original half ponytail still intact. I also have an old school Molly with the original braids. I bet they would sell high, especially since I was an OCD child who never lost or damaged the clothes.

I don't have any account and I couldn't even get on the site yesterday

The dissent is excellent, but one part really stands out to me:

YOU HAVE ONE JOB