Pfft, amateurs. *casually sweeps hair back to call attention to her eyebrow piercing*

Every time shit like this comes out, I feel compelled to remind people that were was once a trend - not a big trend, but hey, it was a thing that existed - of punching a hole in one's fingernail and dangling a charm from it. The year was 1996*: I was 12, the nails were fake and the charm was a dolphin.

I see a lot of this defense of Ursula, and I just don't get it. Why must we look to redeem everyone? She's bad...complex, perhaps, but bad. Ariel is the hero(ine) of this story, even if she's skinny and pretty and with a plot driven by wanting to smooch the prince!

I still haven't seen Frozen, but that Let It Go song fucking sucks, while Part of Your World still moves me to tears every time I hear it.

I would barely be able to stand in those heels. Fucking weak ankles!

Stop trying to apply logic to this situation!

The whole thing is actually more for the curvy, hourglass figure type of woman, rather than representing all of us who are 'plus size' (or whatever phrase you want to use).

Boo fucking hoo. Spend some time as a plus-size, NON-CURVY woman with PCOS, then get back to me about people giving you booboos on your feelings when they talk about what makes a 'real' woman.

A-fucking-MEN!

The difference is, when fat women have strangers make comments about us, we don't get to turn around and see ourselves portrayed positively EVERYWHERE to take the sting out of it.

Apples of the world unite! *high five*

Reminds me of people who say, "You're bi? Why put a label on yourself?" Umm, I LIKE my label, thank you.

I read the subject line and honestly thought you were talking about Mr. 305.

My friend just arrived in the US from Australia. Apparently she forgot to bring me the wombat I asked for.

OKC highlights from this week:

ZOMG SO CHUBBY

You sound like a real winner.

FUNGUS

This is beautiful.

What even is this?