ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Progress!

I'll have to try that!

I wish there were a method that were easier for me - they all unleash hell! But then stubble is also bad. And so is fully grown. GAAAAH.

She's saying, "You all laugh at me, but you're slogging away at your 9-to-5 jobs while I'm making bank doing absolutely NOTHING. Joke's on you!"

It's the slipperiness that gets me. Like, if you want to bang the person in question, them being a slip & slide would feel awesome.

There's maybe one or two days in the remove hair-hair regrows cycle where it's NOT itchy.

God damn.

I'm a big Disney World fan, and it kills me to constantly hear certain personalities defend SeaWorld and write off anyone who believes any of Blackfish as a gullible idiot. I'm glad to be amongst saner folks here...now all I need is for you to up your game on the moderate resorts' designated smoking locations and…

"Look at me look at me LOOK AT MEEEEEEE!!!1!"

Whatever. It's hot.

They need to incorporate this as standard therapy for sufferers of anxiety disorders. I VOLUNTEER TO BE THE TEST SUBJECT.

Oh great, now I can't stop thinking of songs that make me cry!

I Don't Want to Live on the Moon, from Sesame Street.

At first I thought that horrible splotch was a giant birthmark. Dear god, did she actually pay someone to put that on her body>!

Team no one.

BLASPHEMY

Umm excuse me I loved Denver the Last Dinosaur. Though I spent about 20 years of my life referring to it as Denver the Lost Dinosaur.

After rereading my own post for the 12th time I finally figured out wtf he was saying there!

*subtly sniffs armpits*