That message inspired me to poke at my double chin in the mirror a lil bit, ngl!

It's The Dating Game: Hell Edition!

My OKCupid inbox really lit up while I was on vacation.

Umm excuse me, being a reference librarian is nothing bad. My librarian parents each hold/held two Masters degrees!

I was always way more into the books. Especially since buying me the doll was a stretch, and I was only ever able to afford maybe 2 more dresses and a few small accessories. That catalog was heartbreaking.

My Samantha's hair is a rat's nest. :(

There were actually only 3 'original' American Girls: Kirsten, Samantha, and Molly. (Don't worry, I'm filled with shame even as I type this.)

PUPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYY

Yes! I remember seeing this!

I think you're behind the times. Their models were never this thin in the 90s, and these women are neither 'stacked' nor have hourglass figures.

None of those bodies do anything for me. They might as well be mannequins.

Trust me, not being able to wear their stuff is not a loss; their bras are shit.

Oh. My. GOD.

If everyone is beautiful, then what does beautiful even mean? You might say my acne scars make me unique, but they do not add to my beauty. Pass the concealer, please.

Sweatpants dick is the best.

Maybe you shouldn't be on Jez at work? Just a suggestion. Stick to CNN, maybe?

How is Fassy not #1?!

I think the prevailing attitude here these days among both commenters and writers is one that ranges from mild annoyance to outright hatred of Lena Dunham. I was actually kind of shocked when I read this particular piece and saw that it wasn't taking the opportunity to further criticize her. Ms. Tolentino seems to be…

Umm, are you new to Jezebel? This is the site that offered $10k for unretouched photos of Lena from a magazine shoot. I don't think I've ever seen anything about her on here that was even 50% positive. On the whole, Jez hates Lena.