Well I haven't seen a child actually do this specific act, but knowing the way small children behave, I have zero trouble believing this. Left to their own devices, toddlers will find a way to do ANYTHING.

Maybe if she only had like $600 to her name and was about to lose most of it, she should have opted for a quiet birthday in?

That documentary was great. I loved the guy at the beginning who had all his family and friends gathered around him and was like, okay, let's just get this shit over with already!

Ugh, that's what my aunt just died from, but she didn't have the option to end her own life, instead suffering for weeks before getting to the point where she was given steady morphine. More states need death with dignity laws.

OCD is not that picky about how it manifests. It can affect anything.

YESSSSS

Excuse me, no. Halloween is, first and foremost, my birthday. If you're celebrating in anyone's name, it should be mine.

God, that poor woman. I have an honest-to-god phobia of throwing up, so this condition sounds like hell itself to me.

JNCOs? UFOs?

I love female strippers, but male strippers are just...eww. I went to one of those 'revue' things once for my cousin's birthday and it was so cheesy I think I went out to smoke like 5 times in 2 hours just to have an excuse to not sit there. The audience was full of the type of women I assume read 50 Shades, every guy…

Brooooooke! She's awesome and a total hoot!

On a related note, I'll be in Paris in a week, and plan to drink nothing but wine the entire time I'm there.

Okay, I didn't know what the age was, nor where the story took place. I would say if they were 17 and it was in a state where age of consent is 18, then technically they're not legal.

Ugh, enough with the "just-barely-legal". If we're going to assign an arbitrary age as the point at which every human being can consent to sex (obviously the fair thing would be to judge on a case-by-case basis, but no one has time for that), then fucking stick with it. Either they're legal or they're not.

Oh god me too!

Oh my god we're leaving for Europe in 3 days oh my god.

I may be willing to go into debt, depending on how many hairballs I have to clean up.

OMG the Sisterhood reunion has made my day!

I would give her all the tuna she wanted in exchange for petting privileges.

I now find myself wondering how long it's been since they stopped making Tercels *googles*