No, you totally do; there are so many people no one really knows who's supposed to be there, and there's probably more $$ worth of food and booze than at a typical wedding in any other state.

No idea if this is legit, but they've become a decent source for local goings-on https://www.facebook.com/JerseyShoreHur…

This seems a little too convenient. Though I honestly don't even know what I'm implying is afoot.

I often dream of something like this happening. But seriously, how do we know Jesus wasn't just the Harry Potter of his time? Answer: WE DON'T!

Here, have a selection.

Pretty sure you're actively depriving them of their rights merely by referring to 'CE'. It's AD, you dolt; In The Year Of Our Lord! STOP OPPRESSING ME!!!

I'm not sure why, but when I clicked on this story, I really thought the actual content was going to be a lot more, like...subtle?

Oh my god that post is LEGEND.

THREE nations that form North America??

I guess I could see someone arguing they didn't know a particular item was prescription-only could fly, but how there's anyone who doesn't know that the only legal way to obtain a prescription medicine from their doctor is beyond me.

I'm not questioning that they had a duty by law to do so, just questioning the wisdom of such laws.

Oh my god how has he not dead yet?!

I'm also worried that, in trying to protect the minor, the ER violated some kind of patient confidentiality. I know there are exceptions for when lives are endangered, but, like, isn't this exactly the kind of thing that makes people avoid seeking medical care that could save their lives?

I agree. This story makes me so sad, and in no way do I want to see her punished, but yeah, it's kind of a 'duh' thing.

And I'm over here just trying to explain the 3-1-1 rule to my dad! Jeez.

I LOVE boobs, but this is just so not right. *shudder*

Fuck these things, fuck Komen, and fuck this absurd culture we've created.

Oh my god, Tumblr is winning.