Can't tell if serious or...

"I say that what they're doing, they are like cave women waiting for caveman to bonk them on the head and drag them into the caves by the hair. That's who they are. They're the ones putting us back into the stone ages."

Mario Lopez is a NYT Bestselling Author? *rubs temples*

I feel like I should dismiss this just because OMG VOMIT VOMIT EVERYWHERE

I try to post my Best Of every week in either the Saturday or Sunday post. Figure if I can give someone a laugh then at least something good has come out of this!

OKC messages of the week:

Dustin Diamond is the male Farrah Abraham.

The phrase 'penis tag' didn't clue you in to this being two guys?

My weekend involves tiling my bathroom floor and helping a friend move.

Appearing on a tortilla in Mexico.

Still my favorite!

LOL 'penis dildos'

Oh, this is where I share my favorite anecdote from my all-girls Catholic high school: my friend got called to the principal's office for getting her hair cut too short.

I am 100% in favor of a ban on rattails.

...has this been in place since 1956?!

FUCK "recognized religious or spiritual beliefs". Why is religion a better reason to allow someone to have their hair a certain length than that IT'S THEIR FUCKING HAIR?!

Most insane travel story for a trip not yet taken: I just found out that, when traveling by a combination of ferry and train (the way they did in ye olden times), it takes about 10 hours to get from Dover (UK) to Paris. WHAT.