Apparently she was drunk earlier in the day, took a nap to sleep it off, and woke up to find her boyfriend munching on the spread while she was asleep. And that's when she flew into a rage.

Except, yeah, they are fantasies.

idk Kat Dennings is Jewish (like me) so I read it as a witty reference to that? I doubt she has a "victim mentality"

Sounds like the guy with the $100/mo apartment on the Upper East Side who wanted the building blocking his sunlight torn down. Life has smiled upon you. STOP BEING GREEDY.

Send the bill, breaking down the costs of decontamination, and then add a line item deducting the cost of the dresses from the bill.

I agree, but I also think about people coming here and saying "What do you mean I have to give the waiter extra money? Where does it say that on the menu? And I just choose whatever amount I want?"

That's fairly common in tourist areas round the Med. Not sure I'd call it a cultural norm but more about scamming tourists - I've found in places where bread is a default feature of the cuisine, they wouldn't be so likely to charge you for it. I've also seen that done with bottled water in the Middle East as well. Not…

Except the narrator of the story clearly mentioned that he and his mates were Australian, so you and your bread are safe. We here Down Under, on the other hand, don't have a Red Lobster to rely upon. (We do have lots of creatures that kill you dead instantly though, so maybe that will be deterrent enough?)

I feel like your'e saying super contradictory things here. If you dress to work, that includes being appropriately dressed for the event you're covering. You said you already have a go-bag on you so the problem here is... what exactly?

Boooo to leaving the Mindy Project; he's the best. Although nothing will ever, ever be as painful as the severe lack of Max/Happy Endings in all of our lives.

No lie, this is actually my favorite series on Jezebel that I read religiously. No, no sarcasm or shade. #Truth

We use the word "salad" differently I think, generally it is not covered in mayo and usually involves lettuce, tomato and cucumber (english cucumbers natch). Up until about 1995 all salads in the UK looked like this:

I have a feeling that she writes like Charlie Kelly and doesn't even know

dean Cain was super cute in a movie called The Broken Hearts Club. That's my "things" not going well movie, on a lonely, rainy day.

No, it makes them a fucking adult with responsibilities to the household that they help make dirty. Newsflash: women aren't always in the mood for housework but it gets done anyway. Sex =/ housework.

Uhhh....yeah...except nobody's ever proven people don't have freedom of will. Your little fantasy of people being slaves to some innate programming is the narrative that doesn't match reality. If you have some sort of peer-reviewed articles that say something beyond that certain people are more predisposed towards a…

Please name these scientists who have disproven that people have control over their impulses and please inform the medical community that an inability to control one's impulses should no longer be treated as psychological disorders (as they currently are).

"Science and philosophers."

you think pet owners should have tens of thousands saved up for their animals' health problems? Really? Gobsmacking. Pets only for the rich, says this person.

I honestly do hope Lohan makes some sort of comeback because she is a talented person.