At 1:03, the panda who is behind the guy, climbing on his back (heh) couldn't possibly look more like a person in a bear suit! It's amazing.

I'm glad I've never been so lost that I turned to Avril Lavigne's music to help me.

Think about how exhausting it must be to be Amanda Palmer, to be so consistently annoying and incorrect. Oh, we all have our awful foibles: some of us have cruel senses of humor, are shitty drivers, are mean drunks. But to be so across-the-board egregious, to carve a statue of yourself atop Mt. Wrong and know that it…

He has his mom's original nose!

This is frighteningly attractive to you? I don't think neither of the parents are frightening either. Guess it's an issue of taste.

He's a perfectly nice looking kid, but there isn't anything notable about him at all other than his name. Yawn.

Yeah, no way would he have landed a modeling job on his own merits.

Yup, my thoughts exactly. Only got this because of his last name.

I feel bad for even saying this, but he looks remarkably ordinary.

Should teenagers be penalized for taking positive, proactive steps to improve their love lives?

There is never pee on seats in my house, or my friends houses. Yet i still have to clean pee-seats regularly. Obvious reason? My friends dont hover but i use public amenities where people do. Interestingly this really only happens in the Uni buildings (particularly the library), rather than general public places. Next…

Huh, that's not what I was told when I got my food handlers permit. The water washes away the soap. Scrubbing for 15 seconds with a lather, rinsing thoroughly in hot water, and letting the water drip down your finger tips is the appropriate method, to my recollection.

Nope. You're a disgusting monster. You can tell yourself all the lies you want about how you're normal. But you are a grown woman who doesn't know how to go the bathroom properly and who leaves her bodily fluids for other people to see/smell/sit on.

Every single hoverer claims they aren't the person who leaves their piss all over the toilet seat. THEY ARE ALL BULLSHITTERS. If you're enough of a psychopath to piss on a toilet seat, you're enough of a psychopath to lie about how you do it.

OR, you could wet your hands and turn off the water, then scrub all you want, then turn the water back on to rinse. I do this erryday.

Citation needed. Can you provide links?

"That show is awkward because there's actually no reason for that character to be Indian."

Oh look, it's someone saying that our food sucks. Join the back of the queue, we'll get to you as soon as we start giving a damn

beans are pretty much the most important part. You need the beans so you have bean juice, which means you don't need a sauce like ketchup for any other part of the meal.