I legitimately only found Beyonce in that picture by a process of elimination.

Ringo, put your dick away. Thx.

This would last for about 10 seconds for me. What a fucking asshole.

just gonna put it out there that I have been SITTING DIRECTLY ON public toilet seats for my entire toileting life (okay, a few really really sketchy exceptions) and, miracle of miracles, I have never contracted any skeevies. I know everybody has their hang-ups, but srysly, germophobia is not one I've ever been able…

I don't think you're a creep....the rind on brie is meant to be eaten. Wax on a hard cheese like gouda or edam is not.

What kind of lightweight drinkers does Pranna attract? I've never seen that type of behavior at any brunch place I've been to and I'm quite expert in the field of brunchening while intoxicated.

PRO TIP: IF YOUR OPTIONS ARE 'SHOOT BLINDLY IN THE DARK WITH FULL INTENT TO HARM" OR "LOOK OUT WINDOW"

"I know you are, but what am I?" Wow, you really showed me!

It is like the bubble tea of my nightmares (and bubble tea is already horrifying).

Displacement of a Father's Grief

I think you're missing the point. Look at the age of these people - they were the original punks of 76, which in the UK were exactly like this (I remember it well). Massive dyed and waxed mohawks, piercings (often DIY ones with safety pins), tattoos. Don't forget that this punk style originated in the UK (thanks Dame…

Instead, now they are planning to meet up again somewhere between Nova Scotia and Ireland.

You have no idea what you're talking about. The majority of molesters were not molested. Please stop trying to sound smart.

So the alternative here is tipping $1 on a $1.75 drink? I do it, but it annoys me that I'm tipping more than 50% on you flipping a cap off a bottle.

I've seen some pretty impressive defenses of assholes around here.

Oh, the horror. If the daughter has any brains, she'll say "yep, like many teens, I acted like a spoiled brat, got punished, learned from it, and grew up." Next.

Everyone I've ever met who ate like a toddler also behaved like a toddler in many ways. I couldn't spend my life with someone who is set in their ways and afraid of new experiences.

Nope. Sorry. I could not get past someone eating only kid foods. Its one thing to not like something but to limit your options to places you would take your kid cousin would not fly with me. I think being an adult picky eater also shows an unwillingness to adapt to change and its a pretty clear indicator that you're…

I don't think movie reviews are supposed to be objective. If they were, they'd just be a short plot summary and the runtime.

How are you able to enjoy any Brad Paisley concert, ever, under any circumstances?