My friend and I joined [Match.com] when we were in Vancouver, we posted a ridiculously small amount of information about ourselves and no photos but we would still get a few 'winks' a day. It just made me think the people were really desperate, bad I know. We kind of joined just to be nosey though, we signed up our…

Sienna bitched about Pittsburgh when she was staying there for a movie, she christened it 'Shitsburgh', which caused a bit of a backlash. We have some pretentious hipster bars, an Urban Outfitters and an American Apparel in Manchester, what more could Chloe want?!

Ooh, I live in Salford Quays. Fuck Chloe. I do bitch about this city all the time, but I am from here so I'm allowed to! She stayed in my boyfriend's hotel while she was here, I asked him for any goss on her but he didn't have any, useless.

I just wrote the same thing, will teach me for not reading the comments first... But yeah, pretty much every tweet was ridiculously American-sounding. She's from Sarf-Landaahn, guvnor (sorry...)

I think the Adele fake-boyfriend Twitter feed would be better if the pop culture references were a little more British and a little less American. Somehow, I very much doubt she would even know what an 'Urkel' voice is.

Did this really take much investigating? When they were going out, it wasn't that unusual to see them photographed together, and she's spoken about him in the past. I'm not even a particularly big fan, I like 21 but I don't really go out of my way to read stuff about her, and don't really buy any gossip rags, and I'd…

He was actually in two episodes of Sex and the City. He played the premature ejaculator with the family that Carrie really likes, and some other guy in an earlier episode who I think Carrie meets in a bar (that really narrows it down, doesn't it?).

I was thinking more Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction.

Me too. They remind of those plastic witch fingers kids wear at Halloween.

Yeah, I think Susan Sarandon is definitely telling a little lie there. Like you say, the steps are always packed. There's no way a couple could get it on there without getting arrested and/or having everyone watch them, especially if they're famous.

Love this song. It really reminds me of driving around too, in a specific part of Manchester. I don't know why it evokes that particular place, it's somewhere I have driven through a million times but it always makes me think of it.

Woah, it costs almost four grand over there?! It would probably be cheaper to buy it here (UK), for the 'bargain' price of £1250 and ship it over. Even with the exchange rate, it's probably still cheaper.

Me too, a big, fancy Silver Cross affair, like this one.

According to Wikipedia, the mother's parents (giant baby's grandparents) were average size and she was 18lbs at birth, which must have been so hard on her mother! You'd think it would put you off having any more, but she went on to have 10 more children so maybe not...

Doesn't homely mean ugly?

I'd even be cynical enough to assume that the porn company probably knew the cheque wouldn't be accepted, so were banking on a little free publicity, without actually having to give away any of their profits.

I know what you mean about seeing it in her memory. A lot of the reviews I read said something similar, I think it's natural to think something like this couldn't happen to you but then you hear a story like thus, where the woman was popular and outgoing, and you think maybe it could actually to you.

This was the first thing I thought of as well when I read this earlier at work. I dont understand how someone could be dead in their house for three years without anyone noticing. From what I heard, it was a council or housing association property (I've heard it reported as a women's shelter but I think that's…

Hmm, I'd like that, apart from the actual performing. I think I would get quite bad stage fright, I couldn't even manage in drama class at school, I would just be too embarrassed.

I know, the only time I can think of is at a fancy dress party.