I think that's nice. There's a group of Caribbean guys who play in the town centre where I live and they always draw a big crowd, and people always join in signing and dancing, it's cool.

I think it would be quite fun to be a female drag queen. I enjoy putting on make up so I think it would be good to go all out and do a really theatrical face, and I also like getting dressed up but would never have anywhere to wear the kind of things a drag queen would wear. I'd probably look shite compared to actual…

Hmm, not really. I'm trying to think of a situation where it might be used, maybe at the doctor's, but generally only by someone who is originally from another country. It's pretty much exclusively used as a sign of respect for someone in a position of authority, like a teacher or an army colonel or something.

You should have pushed her over again.

If you called a guy 'sir' here (the UK) and he wasn't your teacher, they would think you were taking the piss. Nobody says that here.

A bloke I work with calls every woman he speaks to 'young lady'. It makes me cringe whenever he does it. I would have to say something if I was on the other end of hearing that.

But then I would guess you wouldn't stand there for a while listening. I'm not just talking about people who pause for a couple of seconds while walking past. I see people in the city centre where I live (there's often buskers and street performers around) who will stand and watch someone for five or ten minutes but…

I hope the person filming gave him some money. It annoys me when people stand and watch buskers (I don't mean just people standing on the platform waiting for a train who can't go anywhere) and don't give any money. If they're entertaining you, you should be able to spare a quid or two. If you're not prepared to put…

I think they get away with it in the hope they'll come back, and they usually book out quite a few rooms for their entourage as well. They had Take That staying there for about 10 days when they were touring and they booked out the whole hotel for the duration of their stay.

Simon Cowell stayed in the hotel my boyfriend works at (he's hospitality manager, so has to deal with any special requests and events) recently and a 10 page (front and back) dossier was sent over with all his demands. This included a detailed description of his three breakfast trays, one of which he may decide not to…

I do actually know who Scott Baio is, I wasn't old enough for Happy Days the first time around, but used to watch the repeats when I was younger (I'm 30), but he's definitely not so famous that you would want to build your whole identity around him. Not that I think anyone would be worth that, famous or not.

And if you have children, you will legitimately be able to say that to them in a 'you-don't-know-you're-born' type of way without even exaggerating.

Agree totally about the husband's name thing. I get that this woman is only 'famous' (as in, not really at all famous) for being his wife, but still... forge your own fucking identity.

Did she also walk a mile to school and back, and it was uphill both ways?

I can't believe I couldn't remember the word 'blah'...

I'd love it* if everyone going to the taping brought along a piece of clothing which was about 4 or 5 sizes too big, just to see what the reaction would be from Dr. Oz

It wasn't so much him liking the movie that is weird (I haven't seen it so no idea how good it is), but more the fact that he watched it in the first place. I think my little sister must have been watching it once and he was there, I can't imagine him going out of his way to see it. Not the first time anyway, he…

Oh right, I get it now. I don't really follow his career (I knew he was the host of America's Got Talent as they show that on some satellite channel over here) so wasn't aware of any other films he's acted in. I just assumed that's what it meant in the piece when it referred to his first film.

Wasn't Nick Cannon already in a film, something about being a drummer in a high school band? I haven't seen it, but my Dad inexplicably loves it.

Me too. My friend and I were a little gutted though as we'd like to get into documentary filmmaking and this was one of the ideas we'd been researching, but then that show came on and we thought there'd be no point anymore. Once you've seen a woman having sex with the Eiffel Tower, where can you go from there?