Well for that analogy to work I would have to be equally upset about something equally insignificant.

As far as the high horse goes, not being a hyperbolic lunatic over a headphone jack puts me more on a pony than a high horse really.

So very brave calling out Apple’s dishonesty. We can all learn from such courage.

Honestly man if you can get this worked up over a headphone jack, imagine what you could do directing that energy to something, ya know, worthwhile.

Woah. That's a lot of anger and emotion over a phone. How about just...don't buy it?

Dumb person does dumb thing and gets fired. Good story.

Giants? Really? A team and fanbase almost as insufferable as St Louis. Yeesh you might just be the worst.

LOL look at how DUMB these cops are!! Stupid pigs. Fuck Deadspin ur so edgy its like so awesome.

Pocket WiFi! My girlfriend has been in Japan the last 6 months and was in the same boat as you- iPhone that would have needed a crazy expensive data plan. With the pocket WiFi she has had internet access from most of Hokkaido down to Osaka where she's staying.

Anyone who just rubs a bar of soap on their body without some sort of soap-spreading vessel is a savage and ought to be cleansed from the planet.

How in god’s name do you find it difficult to spread sour cream? Is this some advanced type of super-autism that the world should know about?

Shitty comic book flub aside, this tells you all you need to know that Harvey is overrated and just not a very good pitcher at this point in his career. Once he gets through the lineup once he becomes predictable and a very hittable pitcher. Plus he's just a gigantic fucking douche on top of all that.

Full of scumbags you say? Other than Gudas (who has cleaned his shit up considerably) who else is a scumbag?

And nobody in Philly is saying they will either. Fuck this guy.

Literally nobody in the fanbase is talking Cup. The prevailing sentiment is that they're just happy the Flyers made it in considering how bad they played through the first half of the year.

I'm leaving for Japan tomorrow and my girlfriend and I are planning on taking a dip in every onsen we can. I have a tattoo and she's already warned me that could be a problem at some hot springs. I'm curious to see how it will go.

I think you have really missed the point here. He's saying Deadspin decries NFL head trauma and laughs at MMA head trauma. He's right. You are not.

Is it really that bad though? People who see this as a race thing WANT it to be a race thing. He isn't wrong about what he said: Dada5000 was clearly fat and out of shape. And if you assume that referencing fried chicken makes it a racist comment, you might want to aim that dissection at yourself and ask why YOU…

Wow. What a terrible piece of clickbait. Could you have even tried to hide

He won kickboxing championships back in the day. His stand-up is pretty good too. So I guess the answer to your question is "yes."

If you actually watched the play the hit is shoulder to shoulder and not shoulder to head. It was still needless but it explains why the player safety department isn’t involved.

P.S. We get it Barry, Deadspin hates Philly.

This article literally makes no point whatsoever and appears to be a way for Joanna to scream that she's a special snowflake and she's REALLY. PISSED. OFF.

It is without any shadow of a doubt sexist to choose a candidate based on their sex. Not having a female president has nothing to do with the fact that choosing Hilary only because she is a woman is indeed sexist. If I pick a candidate only because he’s a man, you would jump down my throat for being a sexist. Choosing…