That WAR we are talking about has defense calculated, the guy has always been a terrible defensive player, so if you expected more you are as stupid as the Padres. That being said a guy closer to being dead would be, I don’t know Caleb Joseph?

We talking about the same Matt Kemp who is 4th in the NL in HRs this year?

Thanks for stepping away from the gridiron for a few seconds to enlighten us, oh wise football sage. You fucking clown.

I agree: Ichiro is awesome and Pete Rose is awful. But for a site that derides hot takes, this is pretty scorching.

Howard Ends, Ranked

when could you lay out a guy at the buzzer in a game that’s over without a scrum forming

Have you ever watched the Flyers broadcast? Sure, they’re homers, just like every home broadcasting crew, but at no point did they try to pretend that the Flyers were or are the better team.

Something that has recently occurred to me is how this site reconciles its coverage of the NFL with that of MMA. I personally think both are terrible for their participants, and have serious issues protecting them, but on a site where football is described as human cockfighting, you also have writers (Samer, actually,…

Shut the fuck up.

Hey, the game is not for you. And that’s okay. Nobody says you have to like it. If you look at a tape of one of the most incredible saves a goalie will ever make and say ‘This is everything wrong with hockey’ then the game is not for you. May I suggest golf? It has a much slower pace and it’s pretty easy to tell…

Can’t wait for Morin and Provorov to be ready. Gudas won’t even sniff this roster once Hexy has his kids pairing up.

Gudas is inexplicable. He’s essentially replaced Rinaldo as the team’s resident douchebag.

Pooping time is for reading, not listening. Nobody’s out there grabbing their headphones and firing up Pandora on their way to take a dump.

You forgot the “Chapter” markers, but overall, I think Making a Murderer 2 is gonna suck.

You should have written a longer post to help make your point

He only stopped typing because he couldn’t see the screen through all the spittle.

Um, sick burn?

Two Christmases!