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Alex Garlach is amazingly lucky that she managed to become this monster’s ex and is still alive to talk about it.

And that’s not even factoring in banks’ sexism, racism, culturism, homophobia, transphobia...

This is like Marie Antoinette saying “Let them eat cake”...only not apocryphal and misattributed!

Love the suggestion to just pull out a loan to pay for the bills. Short term loans tend to make things worse, or don’t they know that?

I did it, I married a man with a beard, who I have never seen without a beard. Sometimes I worry, omg what if he shaves it off and I don’t think he’s hot anymore? But honestly, I doubt he will ever shave it off, and I love him, so whatever the outcome, I will still love him. I have seen photos of him from high school

I find this quote from the Emperors New Groove consistently relevant to the current administration 

Seinfeld, Season 1, Episode 1:

We just want it so bad and we’re so very dumb and sorry.

Speaker Pelosi to Donald:

Awful as they are, the BHIs don’t have the cultural power a group of affluent, white boys have. 

Precisely. Best I can see, no one was holding those privileged assholes at gunpoint in front of Nathan Philips.

He deserves all this vitriol and more. No one in this damn age can claim to be so insulated that they don’t know EXACTLY what they were doing there, wearing those hats and chanting ‘build the wall’.

*sigh* I hate people.

The BUSLOAD of high school students and their ADULT chaperones could have ignored the disgusting bigotry of 4 provocateurs. I think somewhere in a book in which these “Christians” profess to believe are words spoken by a man these “Christians” profess to worship and follow, “Turn the other cheek.”

I once had a student get very mad at me because I wouldn’t let him write a stakeholder research paper on why abortion should be illegal. To be clear, the stakeholder paper requires the writer to be tangibly affected in a real, demonstrable way by whatever issue is at stake in the paper. I’ve had students write great

I know he’s just a kid but fuck him and his victimhood. He knew exactly what he was doing and has zero remorse. 

It’s probably allergy to sulfites in the wine that makes you ill.

My husband’s insidious version of this is to come staggering out of the bedroom on a Sunday late morning and beaming at me as I am up to my elbows in dishes and mooning “Thank you sooooo much for letting me sleep in!” To which I hiss, “I did not let you do shit, motherfucker.”

I’ve taken a different route than Anne.  I’ve avoided having children, so I don’t have to worry about parenting while hungover.  As an added bonus, I have more cash so I can buy the expensive stuff.