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The .001 percent of germs Lysol can’t kill.

Shelter Cat Update!

Shelter Catstravaganza!

Hey, Brooke Nelson, I’ve got an idea for your dissertation and it’s a doozy!

She should figure out why she takes someone not liking her work as a personal attack on her character. 

Right?

This is what happens when you listen to waze and miss the exit for the high road. 

Shelter Cat Update!

My ex-step-grandfather-in-law made his fortune with a mannequin factory in Wisconsin. Generations of his family have been cursed ever since. Don't fuck with ancient evil forces people, it's not worth it.

Plural of anecdote is not “data.”

Shelter Cat Update!

And queue the conservatives who have always been calling for less government in 3....2....1...0...-1...-2...-3...-4...

Complaining about “cancel culture” is the new complaining about “PC culture.” And both are just attempts to avoid being personally responsible for the impact of your words.

Shelter Cat Update!

Yup - we’ve got a lot of ‘where’s your wristband’ hotels here on Oahu, but we also have some really nice, high-end hotels where you order a $13 pina colada and a $20 burger and boom, you’re a ‘guest’. I’ve got a pool at my place, but this is great for days you just want that vacation feel, you know...?

Shelter Cat Update!

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

Everybody alright this evening? I hate to post and run, but I must away. I have a big date in downtown with this guy:

Shelter Cat Update!