I watched Alton Brown’s live cast on YouTube last night about making dinner and he and his wife are already close to killing each other. It was hilarious.

I bought a big bottle of Jack.

Feeling very self-righteous right now as I’ve been stocking up and slowing buying extra stuff here and there for the last three weeks or so. Although, I went to the grocery store last night and there was no chicken or ground beef at all. So I got a corned beef and braised it in Dr. Pepper. It was fabulous.

Even in Gross Point Blank she’s pretty much the BFF.

And I love how he knows to ask “Liz? Beth?” like he’s used that tactic before so he better know that Elizabeth is actually Bitsy.

Right?  This sounds like her publisher was standing over her shoulder with a ruler rapping her knuckles.  

Dear Sarah Dessen,

As if Jodi Picoult doesn’t write the most emotionally manipulative schlock in the English language.

Half of me says “WTF was she thinking?” and the other half really wants to know what fabulous and super biting social commentary the kids came up with.

The whole thing could have been avoided in the first place by booking Milov herself.

Did you read Christopher Pike too?  His books were fantastic!

We did this in Hawaii (the big island). The law in the state is that businesses cannot block access to the ocean for any reason so they have to let you through the hotel get to the beach and the nicer the hotel, the nicer the beach. The King Kamehameha is right in town and their pool is really small and busy so we…

Uh, good for him? It’s not like he rested on his laurels and became a millionaire playboy waiting for mummy to die so he could take over the family fortune. He’s rich and successful in his own right and has done some important work. And he hasn’t had the easiest life either, even with her money. Waking up from a nap…

I think if you had toasted the bun it would have been more appealing/understandable.

I don’t personally care for big baggy clothes like she wears but I totally appreciate that she’s given the concept some thought and is making conscious choices.  She seems pretty smart.

Right? If she would have been shot by the baby’s father, would they have charged her “because she antagonized him into abusing her?”  And whose word is it being determined by that she started it anyway?

This article doesn’t call it out well but they were getting into arguments on the patterns for the pink pussy hats/F*ck Trump scarves and Make America Great Again stuff.

Oh god, thanks for the warning so I at least know that the crazy is not in my head. July is going to suck ass.

OMG, I love the Nap Ministry: