michelleinminneapolis
MichelleInMinneapolis
michelleinminneapolis

Apologies. Claiming my abortion for the first time online sidetracked me...

I would like to introduce you to the Nap Ministry...

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They forgot to photoshop in Black people.  

I have zero respect for women who use the word “womb.” It’s a uterus.

Eggsy = Hot Elton

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A personal favorite is the “Hi my name is John and I don’t have a question, it’s more of a comment and...” followed by 3 minutes of self-referential drivel. 

Also tbh I watched it a bit but the whole ‘Accidental pregnancy’ story seemed weird too. Like I know people are people and can be hypocrites but like ‘Oh I’m a obgyn and I basically don’t do bc or condoms’ seemed so.... odd to me? It was one of those ‘My suspension of disbelief only goes so far-’ moments. But then the

kaling’s humor doesnt appeal to me. I feel like, beneath it all, she’s often apologising for being a dark woman. 

If this is not the corner of Faux Woke and Male Privilege, I don’t know what is.

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One more time for the cheap seats:

I wish Prince was still alive to support this petition.

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I love how she’s like “Fuck all you cynical mean people, I’m gonna be as dramatic and over the top as I want.” 

Wtf is wrong with people?!

Shorter Billy Eyelash:

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