I agree, to me that does warrant filing a formal complaint.

I posted another romance novel review video on my on YouTube channel and got my first comment and my very first subscriber! Yay! I only have about 8 videos so far so that doesn’t sound like much, I know, but it’s a start. I’m getting more used to seeing and hearing myself on camera and getting much better at video…

I’m a big fan of bill splitting, but it only works if the people aren’t being assholes and insist on paying WAY more when they drank or ate more. Like we all split and you, well you had the salmon that was $16 plus a coke, so how about you pay $20. 

I never show up to these anymore (unless it’s with my mom or dad in which case, they always pick up the entire bill.) I actually refused to split the bill evenly with a group of six and they looked at me like I took a shit in the middle of the table. It was a rather expensive restaurant so hell no am I gonna pay for…

Wild how we always have enough money to buy some bombs and jets and arm our allies, but as soon as the notion of providing our people with health care or a greener planet comes up, we’re broke.

Pictured: every Centrist when it comes to actually doing the work

He’ll be needing that straw now.

“I couldn’t control you,”

the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.

Others questioned if there was an audience “for this kind of thing” or whether anyone other than moms would listen.

You’re not interesting because you jerked off in front of women for decades. Why does that mean I have to listen to you? Why does that make you interesting. You didn’t get your career ruined by a vindictive creep. You spent 20 years harassing your colleagues and threatening them with retaliation and now I gotta…

this sums up the whole routine pretty effectively. this shit is as fresh and hip as Jeff Foxworthy with none of the aw-shucks charm.

Not written by Kevin Smith

I’m just giving up. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

So after succesfully remaking A Star is Born, her next project will be The. Wild, Wild West.

I mean if these federal employees are having so much trouble making their rent/mortgage, why don’t they just move to their beach house temporarily?

I recently had to deal with a very wealthy distant family member on a contentious financial matter, and he seemed shocked that we didn’t just like have an attorney on retainer at all times. As in, he was annoyed that I needed a few days to research a solution he proposed because I couldn’t just turn to my lawyer for an…

“Please consult with your personal attorney” is the 2018 version of “let them eat cake.” 

Because Trump the Landlord became rich (so hes says) because he was such a softie about collecting people’s late rent?

that mac & cheese is literally separate but equal