There’s no need for name calling.

Definitely go to Huggos on the Rocks and get a table in the sand. Their Mai Tais are super yummo and the tacos are a nice light dinner. They’ve got local music usually too. Good first night thing to do.

So hold on, a girl who is trafficked and preyed upon, forced in prostitution, kills a man who picks her up, is given over 50 years, but a grown ass man killing his girlfriend, pouring bleach on her, and not calling 911 until she’s definitely dead only gets 3 years? Yeah, I can definitely see how he’s more capable of…

Tell them you’ll only take down the post if Shelley herself shows up in person and asks you to do so.  YOU ANSWER TO NO MAN.

A quick reminder that Charles Manson tried out Scientology and subsequently declared it as “too crazy”!
 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Scientologists#cite_ref-108

She is my spirit movie star.

Emma Watson tried this same defense too when Beauty and the Beast came out. “But this version is totally not shitty to women because this time Belle stands up to the Beast!”

There was so much quick confusion over Will Smith’s appearance that he had to clarify in his IG that he is indeed Blue and CGI most of the movie, and how he looks on the cover is his “disguise/human form”

Mr. Livengood seems creepily obsessed with a teenage boy. I think a lengthy confrontation in a bathroom requires investigating.

If men would just start from the perfectly reasonable premise that nobody actually wants to see photos of our dicks, the world would be a better place.

@ the Academy: hire Hannah Gadsby, you cowards.

Set it up so the accountants have a fishbowl backstage with the names of every person in the first four rows and we get a camera shot of them picking it all night.   Then we get Darrell Hammond doing, “STEVEN SPIELBERG, COME ON DOWN!  YOU’RE THE NEXT PRESENTER ON OSCAR NIGHT!”

Yeah, I honestly don't get the cordon hatred. He can sing, he's sorta funny in that semi-bland talk show host way. I'll take him over fallon any day. 

Dear Jez staff,

Oh, is it tiresome to point out the left’s self-defeating, self-cannibalizing and counter-productive tendencies? I’m so sorry, it must be so awful for you. But you know what’s even more tiresome? Republicans getting elected because the left is too busy eating its own to realize there will never be a perfect candidate…

“We’re going out and randomly murdering hobos, then skinning them and wearing them like an Eggar suit”

This is equal parts obnoxious and refreshing. Girl. Living your truth ain’t got to come with a side of shaming people.

A high wind blew a Christmas ornament into our yard. That is our outside Christmas decorations.

Just make up the craziest activities you can think of.

Yes! Or flip the narrative like I do and act like your Xmas is amazing as-is but that theirs sounds deeply hellish (because honestly, doesn’t it?)