No, you’ve got to lightly run your fingers down their eyes so the lids close. Which of course they always do easily (not).

And the kit only cost about $40.00. I was surprised at all the little bits it came with and how cleverly figured out everything was. The fruit tray is two of those little decorative bits you put around/in-between beads when you’re making a necklace glued together back to back.

Craft Thread: I made something so forking cute you guys. I can’t get over myself:

Go to the Rodin museum!  And have a croissant for me.  Decent ones are hard to find here.

Don’t let people shame you if you need to re-home your cats. I got my lovely Katy-boo from a girl who couldn’t take care of her anymore and I couldn’t be happier. It was what was best for everybody. Life situations change and we have to make difficult decisions.

Can I rant about my boss? We got a huge new client, which should have been a big win for us and make us a lot of money, and I told her “be pro-active and make sure to get them set up properly, get all the info you need to get their requests done right from the get-go so we at least look like we know what we’re doing.”…

Well, it wasn’t anything happening in the concert that was confounding, but the fact that I was there at all: I basically snuck into a Garth Brooks concert at the MN State Fair in . . . ‘89 or ‘90? This was when he basically played 7 or 8 nights of the 10 day fair, it was a huge deal.

Yeah, I noticed that too.

Also, please remember that if you’re smoking pot, YOU’RE SMOKING! You should respect the space and people around you the same way as if you were smoking cigarettes. Thank you for listening to my TedTalk.

Can I get ungreyed? 

The only think worse than being with someone horrible for 13 years is being with someone horrible for 13 years and 1 day. Better to be alone. And don’t believe that friend. My grandma lived a happy life (totally single for 70 years) until she died at 88. Her sister joined a dance club at 80 and found a boyfriend. You…

And they empty out all the old leftovers in the fridge and wash the dishes.

Who only takes the kids on weekends because he HAS to pay child support and knows Mom actually likes having the kids around all the time and wants to stick it to her.  If he could have taken the money and never seen them again, that would have been preferable.

Is she a racing rescue?  I have friends with two rescue grayhounds.

I love the yoga pants from Old Navy and I’m a size 18 - 20 and the XXLs fit me fine.  I also love the pair of Calvin Klein’s that I got from the Macy’s clearance rack for $12.00.  

FUCKING EPIC!!!

Back in 2015 I went to see the last Hunger Games movie. The movie started and there was . . . . an overture? I was like, WTF? Since when do movies even have overtures anymore, what is this 1973? Unpopular Musical Theater Opinion: I forking hate overtures. And the movie started with a scene of white snow and two people…

Thanks for that.  I’ll avoid it.  Also, if you like graphic videos, you may want to check out the videos of figure skaters slicing each other open.  That’s fun.  But don’t say I didn’t warn you.

So, the question I have is, Is her career over? Will any network/streaming service hire her for an other TV show or movie?

I was so busy working on my next video, I forgot to post last weeks! This is a seriously great romance, guys, you should definitely check it out. And it’s written by an African American author, which is ridiculously rare in the genre.