I think I need an accompanying article for what to do when you know for a fact that you’re right and some asshole is trying to convince you that he knows more than you do because . . . reasons that don’t make sense.

For our group it was one of the husbands who would order appetizers for the table without asking anyone and then conveniently be at the bar when it was time to pony up for the bill and figure out what everyone was paying.  And his wife was like “I dunno . . .”  But these were also the people who would show up to a…

I never show up to these anymore (unless it’s with my mom or dad in which case, they always pick up the entire bill.) I actually refused to split the bill evenly with a group of six and they looked at me like I took a shit in the middle of the table. It was a rather expensive restaurant so hell no am I gonna pay for…

When you smell something, you’re actually breathing in particles of that thing floating in the air so it makes sense that you could breathe in enough of it on an airplane as the air is recirculated.

Shows like this make me sad for people who don’t have Prime or Netflix or even cable so they can watch the shows on AMC or whatever and get good entertainment. The fact that this shit is even called TV and exists in the same universe as The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, GLOW, The Crown, Handmaid’s Tale, etc. just seems wrong…

Is being impressed by this bullshit Extra or Basic?  I can never remember.  Maybe both?

He just shrugged and said “I dunno” and then we said goodbye.  Because men like that can never just come out and say “let’s fuck” they have to get you in position and then try to slide their way in so you can’t confront them with their clearly stated desires later.

As if he didn’t already look like an asshole for grabbing her and getting a beat down, he actually snaps his fingers in the managers face a few seconds later.

Well, if you were actually invited to your reunion and the event was something other than drinks at a lame local bar, then you’re doing better then I ever was.

That’s kinda hilarious.  Maybe he could get a little Weinstein tat while he’s at it?

Exactly.  How weak does your marriage have to be for it to be invalidated by what two strangers across town are doing?

You must have an iron stomach. Or caffeine doesn’t effect you either.

It could also be the caffeine in it but I can drink Coke every day without any issues so . . . go figure.

Depends on what kind of tea you drink, how long you steep it and what you put in it.

I don’t know how the British people drink so much tea.  It’s highly acidic and having tea every day for more than 3 or 4 days gives me some horrible heartburn.

The last thing I need on a holiday that is centered around alcohol is to be in the presence of my mother.  No thank you.

What the hell else is he supposed to do, run for President again?  I think he’s done his part.

I so don’t understand this side of her but that’s OK. I appreciate the multi-faceted nature of her as a performer.

That is fucking fantastic!

Ooooooh, firefighters are like guys who play instruments: instantly 10 points hotter.