Oh, that’s too bad. But she was 93 and that’s a pretty darn good life.  She had the best horrible mom comments on TV:

Yes, let’s teach Trump that he can hold the government hostage in order to get a stupid, ineffective waste of money that he wants. I’m sure that won’t backfire in the future at all.

Because some of the land along the border is privately owned. Do you agree with the government coming in an using Eminent Domain to seize that land to build a wall on it basically destroying grazing land and killing the value of the land on either side. Some people own the land on both sides of the border so the wall…

The rest kept dating me partially because I did most of the work, and partially because they didn’t want to reject me, while *still saying* they hated that women never made the first move.

I seriously doubt those people would actually listen or even buy a ticket in the first place if they knew they were going to be forced to actually listen to something educational for 30 minutes.

Doesn’t everyone eat Ham Rolls on Christmas Eve? (The plate below has already been half eaten, by the way.  We don’t skimp.)

My friend moved to New Zealand and just made her first ever Pavlova. I was very impressed.

My sister makes a chocolate trifle with brownies, chocolate pudding, whipped cream and toffee sprinkles on top.  It’s to die for.

Hell, I’d convert to any religion that espoused fried donuts.

And Vidalia onions are like, the sweetest, easiest to eat kind of onions, so it’s not really all that weird. Some horribly strong white onion would have been way worse.

Are his eyebrows in it too?  Do they get their own screen credit?

Gosford Park has a Holmes-ian character too that turns out to be a total idiot who goes around fucking up the crime scene.  That was, what, 17 years ago?

Definitely go to Huggos on the Rocks and get a table in the sand. Their Mai Tais are super yummo and the tacos are a nice light dinner. They’ve got local music usually too. Good first night thing to do.

The eggs at Easter are the perfect ratio of chocolate to peanut butter. I just had a tree. That’s 2nd to the eggs.

OK, it’s probably only funny to us but my parents were on a canoe trip with a friend couple, Danny & Donna. (They’re all pretty outdoorsy/woodsy folks.) Danny for some reason, wore his cowboy boots and even though there were several portages, he refused to get out of the canoe into the water so Donna pretty much did…

Exactly. “No” is a complete sentence.

It’s not holiday related, but my family/family friends also have a steak knife story.  

Am I old or is she just a poor man’s Beyonce?

Yep, those are the men who have never actually talked to a woman about their experiences but only read the news and twitter about it.

Because the second news comes out about another abuser who kept his job and got his legal fees paid for, she’ll be the one who is pushed off the cliff.