Color me shocked!  Not.

Ya know, I’m usually on the side of believing the woman anyway but when a network throws that much forkin’ money at the problem to make it go away, then they knew the abuse was really horrible and that she had them over a barrel.

FIFY

With Santa hats on.

Yeah, this song doesn’t bother me. I think it’s kinda cute and perfectly in my range to sing along to.

Have you seen the Black Mirror episode that uses that “I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday” song?  I heard that song in a store the other day and almost ran out the door screaming.

Or you could Martha Stewart the whole thing:

Of course someone in the executive branch wants to discourage people from enrolling. The entire Republican party does. That’s why they cut the enrollment period down and almost completely did away with the marketing budget so people would actually know/remember that they had to re-enroll.  I wouldn’t be surprised in…

Not to change the subject but have ya’ll see Love & Mercy? I thought it was sooooo good.  And Elizabeth Banks is amazing.

Good lord, who pays for porn? tnaflix.com is a treasure trove of pretty much anything you could ever want.

Just make up the craziest activities you can think of.  

You should record your conversations with her.  That could be fun.

Oh, we just do our presents the next day :)  Actually, I already got one today because my mom didn’t want to go to the store and buy it by herself (it’s a big rug from Ikea).

And the thing is, she probably liked it too but because it belonged to them as a couple, she had to banish it from the house.  

So, not the soundtrack to the musical, which would make an awesome gift.  My cousin tried to give my niece a bible for her birthday.  She was like “what am I gonna do with this?”

Mmmm, BBQ pizza sounds awesome now. Also, I just saw a picture of a grilled cheese sandwich and now I want one of those too.

Oh, that reminds me of the time my friend was suffering with suicidal thoughts really horribly and that just happened to be the time her step-dad decided it would be a good idea to clean all his guns and have them laying out in the basement.

We had a roll of toilet paper one year.  It was very popular.  It’s always fun to see what people fight to get.

It’s supposed to be fun and creative. We have a good time. And our fundamentalist Christian cousins have put the kibosh on real gifts because “that’s not what Christmas is supposed to be about.” Apparently, they’re not doing Santa on Christmas morning for their kids either.

Take your star.