As if he didn’t already look like an asshole for grabbing her and getting a beat down, he actually snaps his fingers in the managers face a few seconds later.

Well, if you were actually invited to your reunion and the event was something other than drinks at a lame local bar, then you’re doing better then I ever was.

That’s kinda hilarious.  Maybe he could get a little Weinstein tat while he’s at it?

Exactly.  How weak does your marriage have to be for it to be invalidated by what two strangers across town are doing?

You must have an iron stomach. Or caffeine doesn’t effect you either.

It could also be the caffeine in it but I can drink Coke every day without any issues so . . . go figure.

Depends on what kind of tea you drink, how long you steep it and what you put in it.

I don’t know how the British people drink so much tea.  It’s highly acidic and having tea every day for more than 3 or 4 days gives me some horrible heartburn.

The last thing I need on a holiday that is centered around alcohol is to be in the presence of my mother.  No thank you.

What the hell else is he supposed to do, run for President again?  I think he’s done his part.

I so don’t understand this side of her but that’s OK. I appreciate the multi-faceted nature of her as a performer.

That is fucking fantastic!

Ooooooh, firefighters are like guys who play instruments: instantly 10 points hotter.

Oh, that’s too bad. But she was 93 and that’s a pretty darn good life.  She had the best horrible mom comments on TV:

Yes, let’s teach Trump that he can hold the government hostage in order to get a stupid, ineffective waste of money that he wants. I’m sure that won’t backfire in the future at all.

Because some of the land along the border is privately owned. Do you agree with the government coming in an using Eminent Domain to seize that land to build a wall on it basically destroying grazing land and killing the value of the land on either side. Some people own the land on both sides of the border so the wall…

The rest kept dating me partially because I did most of the work, and partially because they didn’t want to reject me, while *still saying* they hated that women never made the first move.

I seriously doubt those people would actually listen or even buy a ticket in the first place if they knew they were going to be forced to actually listen to something educational for 30 minutes.

Doesn’t everyone eat Ham Rolls on Christmas Eve? (The plate below has already been half eaten, by the way.  We don’t skimp.)

My friend moved to New Zealand and just made her first ever Pavlova. I was very impressed.