My sister makes a chocolate trifle with brownies, chocolate pudding, whipped cream and toffee sprinkles on top.  It’s to die for.

Hell, I’d convert to any religion that espoused fried donuts.

And Vidalia onions are like, the sweetest, easiest to eat kind of onions, so it’s not really all that weird. Some horribly strong white onion would have been way worse.

Are his eyebrows in it too?  Do they get their own screen credit?

Gosford Park has a Holmes-ian character too that turns out to be a total idiot who goes around fucking up the crime scene.  That was, what, 17 years ago?

Definitely go to Huggos on the Rocks and get a table in the sand. Their Mai Tais are super yummo and the tacos are a nice light dinner. They’ve got local music usually too. Good first night thing to do.

The eggs at Easter are the perfect ratio of chocolate to peanut butter. I just had a tree. That’s 2nd to the eggs.

OK, it’s probably only funny to us but my parents were on a canoe trip with a friend couple, Danny & Donna. (They’re all pretty outdoorsy/woodsy folks.) Danny for some reason, wore his cowboy boots and even though there were several portages, he refused to get out of the canoe into the water so Donna pretty much did…

Exactly. “No” is a complete sentence.

It’s not holiday related, but my family/family friends also have a steak knife story.  

Am I old or is she just a poor man’s Beyonce?

Yep, those are the men who have never actually talked to a woman about their experiences but only read the news and twitter about it.

Because the second news comes out about another abuser who kept his job and got his legal fees paid for, she’ll be the one who is pushed off the cliff.

Color me shocked!  Not.

Ya know, I’m usually on the side of believing the woman anyway but when a network throws that much forkin’ money at the problem to make it go away, then they knew the abuse was really horrible and that she had them over a barrel.

FIFY

With Santa hats on.

Yeah, this song doesn’t bother me. I think it’s kinda cute and perfectly in my range to sing along to.

Have you seen the Black Mirror episode that uses that “I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday” song?  I heard that song in a store the other day and almost ran out the door screaming.

Or you could Martha Stewart the whole thing: