Username doesn’t check out, don’t trust him. Most cheesesteak places do in fact, carry whiz.

Get some new material, this shit is tired. It’s literally the same two jokes on every article about Philly.

Can I insert an acronym into an acronym and call this the MILF Of All Bombs?

“It is still not clear to the family how Malachi got his hands on the dangerous weapon. Stephens said that he got the gun from a friend who got it from someone else.”

Trump doesn’t like giving out information *that would reveal he doesn’t actually have a plan.*

1980 USSR vs. USA. Do you believe in mircales? YES

BBC = Basket Ball Coach?

Shocker Wife Can’t Remain Seated.

Cool. Now let’s find the Apollo 10 lunar module ascent stage, named “Snoopy”. It was jettisoned, its engine fired to fuel depletion, and is now in orbit around the sun. It’s position in space is unknown, but researchers in the UK are looking for it. It is the only remaining flown LEM ascent stage.

I was at Camp Pendleton years ago involved in a corporate team building exercise. There was a buffet dinner included in the activity and everything was “military” themed - think camo nets, a couple old helmets and various green metal boxes. I suggested that the dessert station be name “Dessert Storm” but noone thought…

from the FAQ

The patriots main problem was that a falling warhead is a much harder target to destroy. A patriot is designed to shoot down aircraft and so it has a fragmentation warhead. A ballistic warhead is an armoured box with little in the way of moving parts.

“Used to living in downtown Austin, Christina wants to embrace the city life and similar eclectic vibe in Reykjavik.”

I think the difference is that when you are asked to lower the shade it is right when you get to the gate— that is, after you have landed and taxied.

Well, I will say this. I am very sure he’s not being hypocritical about this, and I’m sure if you looked at his twitter history there would be no tweets criticizing a certain politician for spending too much time playing golf rather than running the country.

Zackly

Spineless weasels are, by definition, invertebrate.

That’s the GOP way, not just Trump’s: accuse others of what you do, ascribe your own motivations to them.

I heard that, as long as 20-30 years ago, immigrants from across the globe came to the US specifically to give birth to children who would someday be able to vote for Trump. And travelers from a distant future, able to manipulate the very fabric of time and space, travel back to 2016 to pay homage and vote for Trump.…