Holy fucking shit.

Guys, I’m starting to think that college students may like to have fun and listen to young people music. I’m really freaking out about our youth right now.

This is really going to complicate his supreme court confirmation hearing in 2052.

Imagine how complex life would be if every product you consumed had to pass some idiotic test of moral righteousness.

Nike needs to come out with Nike-branded U.S. flags. Then, watch these morons struggle with what to do about them.

How dependent is exit velocity on input velocity (pitch MPH)? Example, what if if he hit an 80 mph vs 88 mph, all other variables equal?

I must be getting old because I no longer recognize new euphemism for cocaine. 

A cross and a gun...... Of course.

A very Handmaid’s Tale vibe going on here.

THANK YOU. Came here to respond the same. Our two national teams might not be as good as Brazil vs Argentina, but the hatred is absolutely there. Even a momentary googling of fan behavior at Azteca would make this perfectly clear. Bags of urine, protective barriers, closed coliseum sections, requiring extra f-ing…

I was in Vietnam a couple years ago. My girlfriend and I had just arrived in Hanoi on our first day in the country. Cruising Instagram in the hotel room as we get ready for the day we notice from Bourdain’s feed that he’s staying at our hotel.

refusing to give a gay fan a cake.

He stopped being a bigot, but he kept the swastikas to remind himself. Of what it’s like to be a bigot. In case he needs to remember that, for example if he meets a black person.

Lighten up, St. Frances.

“Terez Owens could play a little himself back in the day.”

Yeah, stealing signs is part of the game and they should get better signs, but using gamesmanship to prevent it way out of bounds apparently

Bullying is punching down. This is a wealthy white woman working as a mouthpiece for an organization that dishes out political donations in the tens of millions. This isn’t punching down. This is bringing someone who deserves it down a peg.

Selling $40 grams to kids like these is the reason I don’t have any student loans.

You left out the part where you want to blow your brains out due to commuting from the ATL suburbs every day.

Those of us who came of age in 1991 knows damn well that “flulike symptoms” means AIDS