Stop being hysterical, he’s still alive. #alternativefacts

This isn’t overly surprising to be honest. Every jet I’ve flown has breakaway pins or bolts in the fairing which will quite happily detach the engine and dump it on the unsuspecting public 35,000 feet below if vibration exceeds a design stress.

Also, Prescott would not have been playing behind one of the best O-Lines in football and handing the ball off to the rookie of the year (also related to that Offensive line) in San Francisco.

I dunno, this seems oddly derivative of The Book of Life. I realize key plot points are a bit different but still, the emphasis on guitar playing, the land of the dead, and music being frowned upon by the family are just similar enough to raise eyebrows.

Not counting the Russian Red Army.

Sources: Elliott will be fined for prop celebration and suspended 4 games for using pot

i CTE what you did there

I’m curious how Goodell will respond. On the one hand, he hates celebrations, on the other, the League likes to look the other way when players are getting their bells rung.

That’s what they originally thought, but it turns out he was just playing dead.

“I said put the lotion in the fucking basket!”

Secretary of the Navy because... water?

THE SWAMP WAS ANGRY THAT DAY MY FRIENDS

“You know who else was ‘Man of the Year’?”
*Crowd Cheers*
“That’s right, a little man called Hitler!”
*Bass Slaps*
“I’m just sayin’, the trains ran on time, amirite?”
*Cheers*
*Double bass slap*
“But honestly, your children are going to die in a nuclear fire the likes of which you could never imagine. Just...The. Best.”
*Audi…

I’m a Colts season ticket holder and this year there’s a couple who sits behind me at every game, and they obsess over which players aren’t standing for the anthem. Usually during the anthem. Yes, they talk during the whole anthem about how disrespectful it is to sit during the anthem.

I really hope the Mets don’t waste a camp invite on someone who has proven he can’t play baseball at the Major League level. I get that he’s a really nice guy and used to be a famous star, but this whole David Wright spectacle needs to come to an end.

Correct. In the beginning, I was just plain old Godzooks. Then Mr. Nick Denton said he wanted a 20% nicer Gawker, and I complied. When Gawker went the way of the dodo, I was free to be myself again, which is 25% meaner than I used to be, but the same amount mean as I had been.

Just imagine how she is going to react when someone tells her where pistachios come from...

It’s mildly less heroic to see so clearly how unconcerned the dog is while in that headlock.

Kind of makes sense. They fight w their back feet until they get close enough to grapple. So, he was fully expecting a kick and instead got a weak right hook. I’m sure “WTF?” was exactly what he was thinking. Like if you squared up in a boxing ring and the other guy approached, hands up, then kicked you in the…

Pussies with guns. The George Zimmerman effect.