So I’m a psychologist and I treat a bunch of people with this issue. A couple things to keep in mind:

“Mr. Howard, who hasn’t done jack shit in years, is widely considered to have the single worst contract in Major League Baseball history. Ruben Amaro, that stupid asshole, extended him years before he was even eligible for free agency. He didn’t even buy out his pre-arb years! This was fair in that it paid Mr. Howard…

Howard is a “talented and widely respected athlete.”

Marshall’s father is a little off base here. He sees playing a white guy over a black guy as an example of racism when it’s really an example of tanking.

But there’s no way Manziel can deliver a bomb.

The difference is that Hardy and TO were consistent playmakers. I don’t think Manziel has shown much in that regard, but he’ll probably come real cheap and yeah, Jurry doesn’t give a shit about off-field issues.

Dear America,

Roasting is less than ideal. Braising is the preferred method of cooking tough gristled cuts of meat from old animals.

As an angsty, basement bound teen in the early cable TV age, this was my proper intro to Motörhead, and still one of my favorite batshit insane TV show/songs to this day.

I’d like to throw an honorable mention at Frederick, MD City Councilman Kirby Delauter, who threatened to sue the local newspaper for using his name in the newspaper “without his authorization” when reporting on a city council meeting. Naturally, the paper wrote an editorial chock full of his name.

He’s using media to promote policies. It’s smart. It’s bringing the policy discourse to people who might not be engaged.

“For who? For what?”

In this deleted scene from the 1966 movie classic “Batman,” the Joker’s henchmen engage in a tug-of-war battle with the Dynamic Duo.

Go home plane, you’re drunk.

Thank you for the explanation. I was really wondering what the hell that charge was and why I had never heard of it before.

Matheny went on to say he was shocked that Heyward didn’t want to eat dinner at 4 pm. “With coupons, they’re basically giving the food away,” said Matheny, “And then there’s no chance you’ll miss the 6 o’clock bingo game at St. Lawrence.”

Is Eireann just a really pretentious spelling of Erin?

I always laugh at whiners like this. The headline is very clear and consise. you aren’t being tricked into a political discussion with a headline like “Trumps 10 favorite cars” and then finding this write up instead. Browsing the internet is 100% self service. you have the ability to pick and choose what you read. Who…

Well good thing you’re on Foxtrot Alpha (you can tell this by looking at the URL and it clearly reads: FoxtrotAlpha.jalopnik.com/ )and we like things that deal with Military matters. Usually American military matters..... The Americans know how to add DRAMA into everything.

Tyler has presented (on Foxtrot Alpha) a pretty unbiased commentary on every debate. If you don’t like it, don’t click. You are in the minority.