How I picture Ellie and Joanna

he was basically Adam Dunn in 2014, too, before some BABIP regression to the mean in 2015. I go to 20ish O’s games a year, and Davis is a nice player, and is a good bat to have in the lineup around Machado and Adam Jones (two legit stars) but he’s far from a $200 million player, especially since he’s eventually going…

you don’t actually mention the Jamaican reggae superstar’s name.

He deleted the original tweet, so it’s a screengrab. Take a break, Jeff. Everything’s okay.

Quite the trolling by Buffer: “... from the U... (Vlad raises arms) ...nited Kingdom”

I trust Adam Smith’s goal did not involve the Invisible Hand.

Because it took them 13 months to even bring charges, largely because the department was trying to bury the case, including trying to get this video sealed away from public view.

What is this? A room for ants?!

This seems like a plausible theory.

They can’t do that to our monitors! Only we can do that to our monitors!

Fuck that. This was the best thing that ever happened to this kid, and he was in no way ‘damaged’ to the point of 15 million dollars.

I think it’s safe to say all sports are non-revenue at Towson

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

“crashing into what he says is a truck carrying a nuclear warhead “

I think you mean “as long as it doesn’t make you look like an asshole”. You have the right to be an asshole, however expect to be called out.

But what if you are facing a maniac wielding a banana?

Actually the tooling may well not exist. I can’t say for certain regarding the F-22, but it’s not uncommon for tooling to be destroyed once an aircraft’s production run has ceased.

I’m assuming he means: “If we’re still having problems flinging jets off of carriers after a hundred years, then imagine the problems the Chinese are going to have.”