I want to play some goddamn whiffle ball now.

So we can call this one Benghazi, right!?

Oh... we can’t?

This is seriously (seemingly) the most cunning move the Phils made in years. I assume all these guys will prove to be sad farts in the wind.

The old saying is that there’s no crying in baseball, but since the Mets don’t play baseball what Flores is doing is perfectly fine.

Jets fans should do more of this.

What an overreaction, classic phở outrage.

Lucy in the Sky near Diamond.

Von Hayes

Blood Jort

Legalization and making it less taboo combined with no new Harold & Kumar movies can really fuck up a preadolescent’s rebellion curve.

Too bad you can’t be there shipmate. The movie Victory was about unity of purpose and defeating the enemy’s exploitation. Ask any one that’s actually been to SERE. Its all about resisting enemy exploitation in a captive environment. The SERE community has had conferences and papers written about the Manchurian…

I’ve been fascinated by astronomy since childhood, and I’m thankful that, at age 65, I have lived long enough to learn this.

It totally gets me that as of a day ago, these are facts about our universe we literally didn’t know. Anyone reading them today is amongst the first humans to ever learn this thing about an object that really isn’t that far away in the scale of time and space in the universe.

Nah, “bless your heart” means the speaker is a condescending asshole who can’t come up with original thoughts

You got all of this wrong. Try again if you like.

Murray: Let me tell you a story about Cardinals fans that will show exactly what I’m talking about. I’m filming a movie back in the 80’s. Which movie it is isn’t important; I was high as a kite during filming it, that’s all that matters. Anyway, one day we finished shooting for the day, so myself and a cameraman named…

As long as our USMNT players are being selected from MLS, I don’t think we can expect our players to compete with the highest level clubs from Europe and South America. Dempsey certainly wouldn’t have grown his skills if he had stayed stateside his whole career. And Klinsmann even said as much last year. And if MLS…

The Giants might not be on the hook, but it sounds like Jason Pierre Paul will be very soon.

I get that there needed to be some kind of punishment, but $135000? That’s just ridiculous and only adds fuel to the bigots who are using them as icons. And who gets all that money?