I haven't seen a Columbus Crew so confused since 1492.

He doesn’t figure Danica is a person, obviously.

Technology and strength training have turned men’s tennis on fast surfaces into professional football: short bursts of play followed by long periods of waiting around.

To be fair, Sports Illustrated is not worth a read by people of any gender.

The kid’s tommy john surgery has been scheduled for next Tuesday.

I don’t know if anyone will beat

An entire league that plays with Yakety Sax in the background.

The irony is that all the hate Caitlyn Jenner gets over this just shows how much courage it took to go public in the first place

Pretty shitty of people to use an amputee veteran as a thin veil for their transphobia

Either that or for Mark Chmura’s party-crashing apparel.

“Can you believe that FIFA re-elected Sepp Blatter?!”

“You’re not following Cardinal Way.”

St. Louis Cardinals Baseball: Institutionalized Racism the Right Way

‘Does that mean Cain will be prevented from going on other shows and talking politics and spitting this fire as an employee of ESPN?! ‘ - dammit Greg, you can’t predict the future!

just as i thought

Will Cain is a career political sphincter best known for not actually being Tucker Carlson.

Aww how nice they got Curt Schilling a playmate.

$82,594? How much of that was for Jerry Jones breast milk?

Roasting the Governor could feed between 30-40 starving people for a week...