Matheny went on to say he was shocked that Heyward didn’t want to eat dinner at 4 pm. “With coupons, they’re basically giving the food away,” said Matheny, “And then there’s no chance you’ll miss the 6 o’clock bingo game at St. Lawrence.”

Is Eireann just a really pretentious spelling of Erin?

I always laugh at whiners like this. The headline is very clear and consise. you aren’t being tricked into a political discussion with a headline like “Trumps 10 favorite cars” and then finding this write up instead. Browsing the internet is 100% self service. you have the ability to pick and choose what you read. Who…

Well good thing you’re on Foxtrot Alpha (you can tell this by looking at the URL and it clearly reads: FoxtrotAlpha.jalopnik.com/ )and we like things that deal with Military matters. Usually American military matters..... The Americans know how to add DRAMA into everything.

Tyler has presented (on Foxtrot Alpha) a pretty unbiased commentary on every debate. If you don’t like it, don’t click. You are in the minority.

How I picture Ellie and Joanna

he was basically Adam Dunn in 2014, too, before some BABIP regression to the mean in 2015. I go to 20ish O’s games a year, and Davis is a nice player, and is a good bat to have in the lineup around Machado and Adam Jones (two legit stars) but he’s far from a $200 million player, especially since he’s eventually going…

you don’t actually mention the Jamaican reggae superstar’s name.

He deleted the original tweet, so it’s a screengrab. Take a break, Jeff. Everything’s okay.

Quite the trolling by Buffer: “... from the U... (Vlad raises arms) ...nited Kingdom”

I trust Adam Smith’s goal did not involve the Invisible Hand.

Because it took them 13 months to even bring charges, largely because the department was trying to bury the case, including trying to get this video sealed away from public view.

What is this? A room for ants?!

This seems like a plausible theory.

They can’t do that to our monitors! Only we can do that to our monitors!

Fuck that. This was the best thing that ever happened to this kid, and he was in no way ‘damaged’ to the point of 15 million dollars.

I think it’s safe to say all sports are non-revenue at Towson

I’m assuming he means: “If we’re still having problems flinging jets off of carriers after a hundred years, then imagine the problems the Chinese are going to have.”