I’ll make this as bried as possible. Landon said himself he couldn’t make it through a practice 100% by the time the Cup came around. He was getting to the point where his body couldn’t recover 100% in the very limited time between matches a few days apart, either.

Landycakes himself said he couldn’t practice at 100% anymore or recover quickly enough to play at the best of his ability when games were only a few days apart. He specifically said this in the interviews during the road to the World Cup documentary.

Alexi Lalas hates everyone and everything. I can’t stand that that smug faced asshole.

I haven't seen a Columbus Crew so confused since 1492.

He doesn’t figure Danica is a person, obviously.

Technology and strength training have turned men’s tennis on fast surfaces into professional football: short bursts of play followed by long periods of waiting around.

To be fair, Sports Illustrated is not worth a read by people of any gender.

The kid’s tommy john surgery has been scheduled for next Tuesday.

I don’t know if anyone will beat

An entire league that plays with Yakety Sax in the background.

The irony is that all the hate Caitlyn Jenner gets over this just shows how much courage it took to go public in the first place

Pretty shitty of people to use an amputee veteran as a thin veil for their transphobia

No one wants to go to central so you needn't worry. All they want to do is fly past you at 300MPH on their way to somewhere else.

Speak for yourself.

Either that or for Mark Chmura’s party-crashing apparel.

“Can you believe that FIFA re-elected Sepp Blatter?!”

“You’re not following Cardinal Way.”

St. Louis Cardinals Baseball: Institutionalized Racism the Right Way

Will Cain is a career political sphincter best known for not actually being Tucker Carlson.