If you're in prison without a Bumgarner, you better Panik.

I've got my own:

Anyone else shocked to learn there's a CONCACAF Champions League?

"When you play with heart! It's supposed to hurt! You just kick the ball!"

The biggest problem with developing US Talent is college soccer programs. The NCAA puts limits on practice time and games that hamper development, so the average 22 year old US player is on the whole behind his equivalent in other countries.

There can't be a sinlge person who thought Wacha was the right guy even *before* he shit the bed. That is the exact opposite of second-guessing hindsight.

At least, they lost in the right way.

Funny, my roommates and I were discussing this recently during a Molly party. One of my roommates orders Domino's all the time, and that is patently inexcusable since the NYC tri-state area is rife with pizza joints that are excellent. Everyone else that lives in our house is boggled by it. Conclusion: they both…

Jurgen Klinsmann: World Cup winner in 1990; illustrious playing career with spells in Germany, Italy, France, and England; led Germany to a semifinal World Cup finish as manager; shepherded the USMNT out of the group of death at the last World Cup; recently appointed technical director of US Soccer

Baltimore.

Just wait 'til this kid learns about hooking.

You guys don't understand...French military posturing is always a prelude to capitulation and ridicule.

Rugby guy here. Jarryd Hayne is an absolute fucking monster and the sole reason why New South Wales beat Queensland this year in the State of Origin series—that is, the series which many consider to be the best rugby league competition in the world. New South Wales hadn't won it for 9 years, and this guy as well as…

Nothing good can happen when you drink like a Wisconsinite and think like a Floridian.

"I see London/

No, Derek Jeter winning five Gold Gloves allows me to dismiss MLB as a serious sport.

When it comes to vile, bigotry-laced protests based on racial inequality in the United States, act like you've been there before.

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