I live in LA. Ten miles in that area can mean 45 minutes or more of grueling traffic. And getting a downtown stadium through the local political and logistical hurdles? Ask the NFL how that'll go.

Seriously MLS?

Following the lead of the NFL, the MLS will now also pretend to care about women and domestic violence.

"And I've never seen a "league" logo that changes its colors to fit each individual "team"..."

A logo with a kickstand. Not too surprised, it's 20 years old and they're finally taking off the league's training wheels.

Doctor: Can you remember your name?

MLB: Jonathan, we're suspending you for 7 games

Beat yourself in front of a camera: 7 games

Gawker promised that images like this would be hidden in the greys.

I don't get the whole 'seeing THIS video changed everything' mindset that everyone's running with. WHAT THE HELL DID THEY THINK HAPPENED?!? It was in the police report!

Ray Lewis: There is no comparison of me and Ray Rice. I'm far more similar to Aaron Hernandez.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but does he also have a picture of a box of cereal on his shirt?

This surely wasn't the first time Brady saw Welker drop something.

Why did they edit out Bayless's first response?

If only he'd hit a woman instead of a pipe, he'd be playing in a couple weeks.

Mark Sanchez feels this way about women.

I went to college at Northwestern, and less than a minute walk from campus is the world's top-grossing Burger King. I had to go there one day during my first week of classes on the way to some meeting because it was on the way and I didn't have time to get lunch anywhere else. The place was empty. I made it a point to…