The guy's in a bulkhead, which means he already has more legroom than 95% of the people in coach. On top of that he's laying his seat all the way back into the lap of a person in the top 1% of leg length of all humans on the planet, and putting his feet on the walls for maximum dickishness. Just because something is…

I'd argue that Hollywood Squares is the most dependent on X's and O's.

"Now who's going to slice?!?!"

I just think a giant human is going to sit on Johnny's head and that will be that.

"I'm totally sensitive to the plight of Native Americans, you know how many of my bros have tribal tattoos!?!?"

Because they have probably never done that before?

According to the NFL concussion policy, both strippers will still be available on Sunday.

They're softball questions, Matt. Don't take it out on reporters just because Harper can't even hit them.

Asked about his least favorite part of the season Johnson said, "Definitely two-a-days."

Not going to lie, I quickly misread the headline. Thought it said "Jeremy Lin drunk cams his mom" Was expecting a really different video.

Amaro looks like every villain from every 80s made for TV movie.

Now that I've seen the footage, 2 games seems about right.

His yelling "Fuck" was a delayed reaction to still being on the Phillies after the trade deadline had passed.

Hiring elite coaches is a pretty fucking good skill to have. Belichick, Coughlin, and Payton have 6 rings as head coaches. There's probably another 10-20 rings in his coaching tree if you count the assistant coaches he's had over the years.

I played football for an incredibly inconsequential school in Nebraska. We lost a game to our "rival" one year something like 8-6 in sleet/snow and temperatures in the single digits. To punish us, we had to stick our hands in buckets of ice water while the coaches came around and stirred them with cut off broom…

Reporter 1: [Watching drill] God, what a tremendous asshole.
Reporter 2: You'd think so, but really, it's just a little puckering from the ice water.

"How does he get away with it while I rot away here?"

Neat story but there's barely any sex in it.

Vodka Samm is growing up so fast.

Dale Earnhardt, Jr.: [Crashes into wall at 200 mph]