Because women always get out of their abusive relationships? Totally!

CrossFit is gay.

It doesn't matter what the statistics say, most head coaches are still sticking with the Extra Point Van.

How is this different than when Branch Rickey signed Jackie Robinson? Of course it was a "distraction," but was obviously the right move to make. Anyone who hides behind the "distraction" defense is contributing to the same type of discrimination. Open your fucking eyeballs.

guy starts off his tweet with "dude where's your respect" and finishes by calling someone who he doesn't even know a fucktard...

I think he just likes presidents who are named after airports.

I, for one, think that Qatar got robbed. It looks like Russia's winning bid only cost them a soccer ball.

You sure showed them...

When I read sub-stain, I think St. Louis.

dropping a full beer on a Cardinal fan's head sounds like $9 well spent no matter what way you spin it.

I had the good fortune of working at the NHLPA for a summer while I was in law school and Eric Lindros was working there at the same time. He couldn't have been a nicer guy. He would come into the room where the summer students worked at least one a week to shoot the shit and when there were office meetings he would…

I would rather hear Joe Buck choking on his own (or someone else's) vomit than listen to him cover any sporting event.

Never heard of Gwynn Zimmer or welch. Ever. Definitely heard of jeter. Nuff said.

You rang?

Some have called for a mid-game "in memoriam" break.

Chad Curtis is still hoping to get mentioned for all of his appearances in the minors.

Norm is God