Have a professional installer mount and wire your shit. It’s expensive but worth it. I am getting a new TV and just have to take the old one down and put the new one up. I had the guy run internet for Smart TV and 3 HDMI’s: for XBox One, DVD player, and whatever future HDMI device gets invented that I need to plug in.…

That's one way to keep Pappelbon from strangling you...

I'm no Blue Jays fan but fuckin right on to these guys for going crazy...

The Nationals have never been believable as a contender. They sat Strasburg thinking they were going to win the division for years to come. Didn’t happen. Now free agency is going to take some core players away and Werth is an old man making 21 million who is on the decline.

“Lol”

While the samples aren't large I think there will be a reversion to the mean on 2 pt conversions making extra points still preferable.

Why is a 62 year old drug still under patent protection? I thought patents lasted 17 years or so...and if it’s not covered why can’t a generic like Teva step in andc start a price war?

They need to get laid more, that’s why they’re so angry. Lighten up an enjoy life!

And then he said a goonigoogoo and shoved a GI Joe up his ass!

Whenever I see that picture of Kim Davis with Huckabee it reminds me of this...

Can we finally end the “Eagles fans are the worst” narrative and pass that crown on to 49er’s fans. They stab and kill people.

I’m not sure how much they made from that terrible show but I don’t think she’s taking into account that all that money would not have happened if she wasn’t married at the time. Add on alot but not all endorsements at the time because they were definitely popular from the show. I think she would be much less of a…

sex at a washy washy house. twice. You wake up the next day and go “Fuck”, literally.

I love this. As a Phillies fan I thought it was a pretty arogant thing to do when they shut down Strasburg after winning the division a few years ago. It was basically the Nats saying we’re gonna be on top for a while so no need to try and win a WS right now. Well hah, fucking hah, Zimmerman is already on the downside…

Show me the gift basket....

Why the long face?

I used to have a dream that I robbed a bank with some of my friends. We had no getaway plan so it always ended with me being caught by the cops in the woods behind someones house or something. No shooting ever in any of them. I think the fear of going to prison was the main driver cause the despair at the end that I…

Guess that puts the kiebash on the sequel, Slave Trade: Human Auction that pits you against of slave owners in the bidding process to buy humans as property.

-Oh JJ we got a...

Yes, it wasn’t much but I did. It amounted to about $7/month less on my payment. It was with the dealers finance arm too, I did not go directly through a bank.