I was really hoping to read that this “surprise” was a scripted pile of BS and that she had actually greeted him at his plane a day earlier.

Shane was not like a good neighbor....

A guy in our league was taking a shot of vodka every round the year Couch was a rookie. He kept saying “Tim Couch 40 touchdowns” (This is a league of people from Delaware so no rooting interest on his part) and was offering to bet with anyone on it. Everyone did but we couldn’t take his money out of pity.

When I saw the headline and Will Smith I immediately assumed he was portraying a player....was I stereotyping..and the better question is was I stereotyping black people or Will Smith’s roles in movies? I also immediately assumed this movie is bad for what it’s worth.

Definitely happened in the gayborhood.

His tweet is proof he still hasn't recovered...

They should fucking bean Murphy...bean the next guy too.

He didn’t voice an opinion on his wife having an affair in the interview and he might be just fine with it.

It is a heavy burden to carry, Philly sports in general. It’s like having children that are hooked on meth. You still love them even though you hate them so fucking much...

I don’t know why but an image of Nancy Grace just popped into my head and read this with her same shitty accent.

There are lot’s of treatment options out there ma’am. One is right for you.

Why is the pitcher wearing a glove? I am nostalgic for the lawn chair being the strike zone. Wasted many hours and probably some points on my GPA playing wiffle ball in college...

Did you factor in his age and the % chance he gets cut each year...

Sex tape....I’M WAITING!!

Oh UD sorority girls, good times....of course there was no Tinder so we had to get use a dark basement with a keg of Beast light or the Stone Balloon as our “hookup network”.

Go fuck yourself fuckface...

Writing an article about why the Jets suck would be like pooping on poop.

Cutting gov spending is extremely hard or it would have been done a long time ago. The President doesn’t just magically do it. Try cutting any military spending, defense contractors source parts from each state on purpose so if you cut their program it means job losses in every state. Then every senator and…

You probably mock Biden for speaking off the cuff all the time too...