I hope he got Belichick to autograph a blank piece of paper and then just wrote that shit on it. That would be my favorite Trump lie yet.

Seriously! He even did that weird adverb thing he does.

“You have dealt with an unbelievable slanted and negative media and have come out beautifully” sounds 0% like something Bill Belichick would say, and 100% like something Donald Trump would say while reading a blank page he is pretending is a letter from Bill Belichick.

Trump literally can’t read, so he may have just been paraphrasing

My biggest fear is watching someone fall or get pushed onto the tracks, cause you can bet your ass I’m standing WAY BACK away from that yawning hole of death.

Maybe not a shitty person but one who has awfully detailed first thoughts.

Jesus, this, next to terrorism, is my biggest fear in NYC. I always stand far back from the yellow line when the train is coming in and try to stand near a pillar (because I think that I could grab onto it. I probably couldn’t. But. You know).

That’s what republican voter suppression has done; it’s angered black voters so much that they often end up vote in higher numbers in protest. They won’t allow themselves to be silenced by racist voter policies.

From your mouth (keyboard? fingers?) to God’s ears.

I am right with you, they sure tried but they couldn’t suppress my vote

As a black dude currently living in NC, I made sure to cast my ballot early. Here’s hoping McCrory and Trump have a bad day tomorrow

This is essentially like pulling out when she is 37 weeks pregnant. It’s a tad too late.

No sane person gives away weed. Anyway, now that I think about it, where the fuck are these meth’d up white trash gonna get the funds to do this and even if they could, they’d smoke it and drink it all themselves.

This is horrible and hilarious at the same time. They’re so fucking dumb it’s kinda funny. You know they won’t be able to organize this shit. They’ve got no hidden cameras and probably don’t know how to set that shit up anyway, they’re going to get busted trying to buy that much marijuana and go broke trying to buy…

This white girl wants to show up for the free weed and liquor. After voting, of course. Think they would give me any?

He can come to St. Louis and pass out all the free liquor and weed he wants! (Of course, he’ll quickly be arrested, but still!)

Hahahaha giving away liquor and marijuana.

This! Do I think they have enough voulnteers or the balls to actually do this? No. But they are totally mainstream now and the press will continue to pay attention to them and they’ll likely continue to grow over Clinton’s presidency. And they will get the violence they are desperate to incite at some point, ‘cause…