LMAO youre such an asshole I love it

Some perspective on how historic this is:

So what you are saying is, if you don’t know how to maintain a car yourself, you shouldn’t drive?

I dunno man, she should be allowed to use her computer to skype her grandkids and post embarrassing messages to her children’s FB walls without having to understand P2P torrenting, IP masking, etc.

Wait, the other thing... It’s not a biker movie

“They only told me that if I didn’t comply, I would be liable for a fine of up to $5,000, and I could pay immediately by entering my credit card number.”

How did Wild Hogs not make this list? If this isn’t the one of the scariest things a biker has seen, I don’t know what is.

Nursing homes should be more bearable once the video game generation moves in.

What’s crazy, is that when we’re all old, we’ll be doing this exact thing and it’ll be normal.

Shirley Curry is fantastic. even if you only have a few minutes per day, it’s always an enjoyable experience. She posts daily(!) so there’s always something new on her channel.

Some say she started when she was 20 and still hasn’t done all the side quests!

Fuck it...own it. I hereby relabel Donald Trump "Donny Wrotten".

But the thing is, saying, “Well, even if it isn’t true it’s the sort of thing they’d do” is what Hillary has had to put up with for twenty-five years. Benghazi, Vince Foster, crackpipe Christmas decorations, flinging heavy objects at Secret Service people, secret email servers that leaked information to China,…

Honestly, what jumped out to me the most in this whole story is that the lawyer that eventually took her case is a patent lawyer. That’s like...getting a gynecologist to do your spine surgery. I mean, yeah, they’re both doctors, but the level of specialization is pretty intense. It’s the same with attorneys.

“she had blood coming out of her youknowwhere when she said that. it’s in their nature to lie when they’re bleeding. can’t be rational, can’t tell the truth.”

Even if this story isn’t true, this man (a man who on several occasions waxed lyrical about how much he wants to bed his daughter, repeatedly expresses bigoted views about minorities, talks and acts like a neanderthal, among a host of other things) has garnered mass support from Americans. I mean completely setting…

Even, even, even more if it does turn out to be a hoax. ‘Those uppity womenfolks always lying about being raped’ is pretty much a battlecry for a lot of them

I tend to just wish people would realise that this racist orange asshole would make an awful president.

i...have feelings. while i wish rape and sexual assault on NO ONE, do i kind of hope that this story is true so that drumpf falls from grace?